I wonder if that burrito is "forearm size" for a reason...

I was very happy to have eye insurance when a tiny piece of plastic got lodged in my eye and I didnt recognize it was a serious problem until several days later when the irritation was still there. Never live in the u.s. without insurance.

Now he can finally read the fine print of the husband contract you had him sign. Probably lots of saucy things hidden away...hehe.

The jiggle physics if I slapped dat cute pink plumpy ass would be insane. Caseoh rivaled on that earth shattering bedonkadonk. The real moon of majora's mask. Two crashing stars hiding an all consuming black hole. Need I say more good sir?

Aww, how cute.

Slay slay SLAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

Thank you. Thats a good idea. We may get up to that when he's over here.

A job application.

I like how the little highlights make it look like the pecs have bite marks around the nipples.

It was a knotty good time hehe.

There are ideas for more animations. I wear many hats for this account, so each photo, artwork, and animation take time. Thank you for asking!

Say "This is loads better in America" anytime someone shows something off or you use an appliance or eat something, even when its not true.