onlywayforward.bsky.social
@onlywayforward.bsky.social
"north doesn't know it's north, south tells it."
September 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
"he called me a failure. but in a funny way."
September 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
"how'd it go?" "... he said he jumped for joy and never again."
September 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"that means it's not going very well because it's not funny."
September 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"it's not helpful, but it's true."
September 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"i kinda wanna run it through chat gpt and make it more assertive and just a little mean." "don't waste water on it, drink that yourself."
August 29, 2026 at 4:31 AM
"are you here? i'm wearing colors and they are looking at me funny"
August 26, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"and thank god this is the last time it's exactly like this"
August 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"use the toilet paper. live your best life."
August 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"___ described you as the the ring master who knows how, when, and where the pain should be dealt."
August 22, 2026 at 5:39 AM
"just because you've fucked a lot of people doesn't mean you've fucked them well."
August 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
"it was really professional with the slightest undercurrent of fuck you."
August 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"fix it or burn it to the ground." "i'll help."
August 19, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"i can't imagine you dating."
August 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
"if you were a worm, i would also be a worm because then i would find you." "best answer."
August 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
"you're either twenty five or forty. you eyes say you have seen too much but your skin says you could see more."
August 7, 2026 at 8:33 AM
"you are worth kidnapping."
July 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"it's like all the things i've been waiting for start imminently."
July 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"it's amazing. when you give people ativan, they go to sleep."
July 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"i feel like neon is a neutral."
July 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"you have done enough."
July 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
"i am way too autistic for this"
July 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
"the more drama there is, the more ick i get."
July 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"there's different ways for things to be easy."
July 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"you are basically on an oil rig. it's straight up fracking season..."
July 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM