Ophelia, again
@opheliarevived.myatproto.social
Chronically ill queer; head full of bees.
Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer.
📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies
She/her (most days)
🩷💜🩵 (approximately)
Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.
Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer.
📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies
She/her (most days)
🩷💜🩵 (approximately)
Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.
In a shocking development, packing for an out of town vacation when you're living in a hotel because your apartment flooded
is a ✨fucking nightmare✨
is a ✨fucking nightmare✨
October 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
In a shocking development, packing for an out of town vacation when you're living in a hotel because your apartment flooded
is a ✨fucking nightmare✨
is a ✨fucking nightmare✨
widelythighedwednesday
they could be wider tbh
they could be wider tbh
October 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
widelythighedwednesday
they could be wider tbh
they could be wider tbh
It's weird when your team stopped being competitive in like, April, so you're watching the post-season as a pure hater
October 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It's weird when your team stopped being competitive in like, April, so you're watching the post-season as a pure hater
Attention: fuck the braves.
That is all.
That is all.
October 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Attention: fuck the braves.
That is all.
That is all.
hey sooo anyone know a good Austin based landlord-tenant lawyer I could consult on this?
bad company doing bad things to our friend
Or is this just how Highlands Hill Country Apartments (and their parent company Berkshire) handle catastrophic infrastructure failures.
October 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
hey sooo anyone know a good Austin based landlord-tenant lawyer I could consult on this?
@andreagrimes.com if I ever get my apartment issues sorted, maybe I need a single braincell cutie too! Look at her vacant eyes 😍
October 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
@andreagrimes.com if I ever get my apartment issues sorted, maybe I need a single braincell cutie too! Look at her vacant eyes 😍
ATX people, is this normal here??
In what world does my apt flood twice in a month and if I want to switch apartments, I have to sign a brand new lease and make a new security deposit? They're currently demolishing the kitchen, both bathrooms, and parts of the bedrooms. It's not habitable and I am CERTAINLY not quietly enjoying it
October 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
ATX people, is this normal here??
In what world does my apt flood twice in a month and if I want to switch apartments, I have to sign a brand new lease and make a new security deposit? They're currently demolishing the kitchen, both bathrooms, and parts of the bedrooms. It's not habitable and I am CERTAINLY not quietly enjoying it
October 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
In what world does my apt flood twice in a month and if I want to switch apartments, I have to sign a brand new lease and make a new security deposit? They're currently demolishing the kitchen, both bathrooms, and parts of the bedrooms. It's not habitable and I am CERTAINLY not quietly enjoying it
Somehow in my migration I'm not following so many people I adore anymore 😩
October 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Somehow in my migration I'm not following so many people I adore anymore 😩
Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit
October 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit
I'm going to need the bots to stop saying they're bi. It's not a quirky label to attract men.
It's a serious condition where I am terrified of women, and date approx 436 men I'm not that into, cos I haven't found the bi king of my dreams, and I'm probably just faking my attraction to women anyway
It's a serious condition where I am terrified of women, and date approx 436 men I'm not that into, cos I haven't found the bi king of my dreams, and I'm probably just faking my attraction to women anyway
October 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I'm going to need the bots to stop saying they're bi. It's not a quirky label to attract men.
It's a serious condition where I am terrified of women, and date approx 436 men I'm not that into, cos I haven't found the bi king of my dreams, and I'm probably just faking my attraction to women anyway
It's a serious condition where I am terrified of women, and date approx 436 men I'm not that into, cos I haven't found the bi king of my dreams, and I'm probably just faking my attraction to women anyway
Oh right, the chronic illness October Slide. I'm not crazy, things *are* getting worse rn
September 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Oh right, the chronic illness October Slide. I'm not crazy, things *are* getting worse rn
My final straw in this city might be that I badly want matzo ball soup, know I can't find any good ones nearby, so tried to Uber eats some miso soup, and after one very expensive sushi restaurant, it suggested 10+ Vietnamese and Thai places. Because there's soup and it's Asian.
Fuck I miss LA 😩
Fuck I miss LA 😩
September 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My final straw in this city might be that I badly want matzo ball soup, know I can't find any good ones nearby, so tried to Uber eats some miso soup, and after one very expensive sushi restaurant, it suggested 10+ Vietnamese and Thai places. Because there's soup and it's Asian.
Fuck I miss LA 😩
Fuck I miss LA 😩
It's important to know who you are as a person. I'm a Depression.
September 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
It's important to know who you are as a person. I'm a Depression.
Kinda wild that there's no phone-level opt out of gambling ads
September 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Kinda wild that there's no phone-level opt out of gambling ads
Big if true
US strikes on alleged drug boats could be crimes against humanity, says UN
US strikes on alleged drug boats could be crimes against humanity, says UN
A report says the attacks, of which there have been at least 68, were not self-defence.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Big if true
apple music has an algorithmic station called "your essentials"
first song it plays is mmmbop
first song it plays is mmmbop
September 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
apple music has an algorithmic station called "your essentials"
first song it plays is mmmbop
first song it plays is mmmbop
me, sincerely and regularly: "oh my god, lmm is so cringe"
me the second daveed diggs is about to sing: "GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
me the second daveed diggs is about to sing: "GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
September 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
me, sincerely and regularly: "oh my god, lmm is so cringe"
me the second daveed diggs is about to sing: "GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
me the second daveed diggs is about to sing: "GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
I mayhaps shouldnt live somewhere I feel the need to out heat protectant on my hair before going outside
September 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I mayhaps shouldnt live somewhere I feel the need to out heat protectant on my hair before going outside
the millennial urge to sing Dr Horrible at karaoke
September 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
the millennial urge to sing Dr Horrible at karaoke
Duct tape should use this picture in it's next ad campaign
September 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Duct tape should use this picture in it's next ad campaign
I feel bad for Jon Ossoff, who must have the brain of a goldfish to think that I would like his constant fundraising texts for an election I am not eligible to vote in
September 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I feel bad for Jon Ossoff, who must have the brain of a goldfish to think that I would like his constant fundraising texts for an election I am not eligible to vote in
Why. Do I live. In the red bubble/purple zone.
Dangerous heat persists across the Southern Plains and will build further into the Southwest U.S. by the middle of this week. Numerous daily record highs are expected through Tuesday across the Southern Plains and into the end of this week for the Southwest U.S. Check weather.gov for your forecast.
August 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Why. Do I live. In the red bubble/purple zone.
my friends and family always seem confused why I don't use my pre-2021 immigration experience (asylum/refugee cases, naturalization stuff) to help out rn.
a) I am not experienced enough in active deportation proceedings to be useful right now
b) MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED REPRESENTATION
a) I am not experienced enough in active deportation proceedings to be useful right now
b) MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED REPRESENTATION
“A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.”
Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.
www.notus.org
August 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
my friends and family always seem confused why I don't use my pre-2021 immigration experience (asylum/refugee cases, naturalization stuff) to help out rn.
a) I am not experienced enough in active deportation proceedings to be useful right now
b) MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED REPRESENTATION
a) I am not experienced enough in active deportation proceedings to be useful right now
b) MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED REPRESENTATION
I love living on the surface of the sun
August 20, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I love living on the surface of the sun