Optimus Christ
@optimuschrist.bsky.social
First of his name, leader of the autobots, Queen of the Druids
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I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
When he dies, millions will have to develop an actual personality for the first time.
September 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
When he dies, millions will have to develop an actual personality for the first time.
"But but but he umm... hang on... I can't say that... he umm... well, he...
...look, he's a Muslim with a funny sounding name, and I can't tell you what Sharia Law even is."
...look, he's a Muslim with a funny sounding name, and I can't tell you what Sharia Law even is."
Zohran Mamdani "was the only senior elected official who stayed at the 9/11 memorial ceremony at the WTC until the end…Vance was the first to leave the VIP area, and other elected officials began 'schmoozing.'"
Per Steve Kastenbaum:
Per Steve Kastenbaum:
September 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
"But but but he umm... hang on... I can't say that... he umm... well, he...
...look, he's a Muslim with a funny sounding name, and I can't tell you what Sharia Law even is."
...look, he's a Muslim with a funny sounding name, and I can't tell you what Sharia Law even is."
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thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
August 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
They are begging, "Please resign Michele, this administration is crushing us."
Michele Tafoya on reaction to her at the State Fair: "People came up to me & they are yearning for change. They are begging for it. They are asking for change. They are saying, 'We can't do this anymore, the taxes are too high, the fraud is insane, my kid's school isn't safe.' They are begging ... "
September 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
They are begging, "Please resign Michele, this administration is crushing us."
Retreat to fucking where ABC?
September 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Retreat to fucking where ABC?
Beginning to feel like these two were the vanguards of the current revolution
September 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Beginning to feel like these two were the vanguards of the current revolution
The House just voted to condemn socialism. And I hear you ask, didn't they already do that in November when Mandami went to the White House? Well, yes. Yes, they did.
September 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The House just voted to condemn socialism. And I hear you ask, didn't they already do that in November when Mandami went to the White House? Well, yes. Yes, they did.
If anyone needs me, I'll be screaming into the void for all of time.
September 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be screaming into the void for all of time.
Tensions Escalate as Trump invokes "No Hits-Backsies Doctrine" in Iran.
September 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Tensions Escalate as Trump invokes "No Hits-Backsies Doctrine" in Iran.
Trump's Paradox: He probably knows this video is fake. But because of his dementia will look at this later tonight and say, "This is real, I did that."
This is the most slop-tastic president in the history of presidents. Imagine posting this while US bases are under attack as if this is some sort of video game and not real life, with real humans getting hurt, and real consequences.
September 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump's Paradox: He probably knows this video is fake. But because of his dementia will look at this later tonight and say, "This is real, I did that."
We've officially entered into the "Smack it and see what happens" phase of the war.
August 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We've officially entered into the "Smack it and see what happens" phase of the war.
There comes a time in every man's life where he says to himself: Who am I? Why am I hear? Why am I holding a gun? What are these tattoos all over me? Oh fuck, this is Memento situation, fuck fuck fuck fuck.
August 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
There comes a time in every man's life where he says to himself: Who am I? Why am I hear? Why am I holding a gun? What are these tattoos all over me? Oh fuck, this is Memento situation, fuck fuck fuck fuck.
We did it, guys! We struck an oil deal with Venezuela! I bet this will be just dandy for the people Venezuela.
August 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We did it, guys! We struck an oil deal with Venezuela! I bet this will be just dandy for the people Venezuela.
Counter-point:
No we fucking do not.
No we fucking do not.
August 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Counter-point:
No we fucking do not.
No we fucking do not.
So you voted for the guy who *is* the Epstien Files, fucks over rural farmers, fucked the economy bc he thought he thought Iran was ez mode, needs your money for a golden ballroom, manipulates stocks for his benefit, and directs the IRS to not audit him, and now you have big feelings about it...
August 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
So you voted for the guy who *is* the Epstien Files, fucks over rural farmers, fucked the economy bc he thought he thought Iran was ez mode, needs your money for a golden ballroom, manipulates stocks for his benefit, and directs the IRS to not audit him, and now you have big feelings about it...
The dude is literally trying to sneak quietly away from the war he started like we're all going to forget.
Trump says US ‘not in a hurry’ over talks with Iran, Qatar steps up efforts
Tehran says the agreement with Oman on routes through Hormuz does not indicate that the strait is open.
aje.news
August 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The dude is literally trying to sneak quietly away from the war he started like we're all going to forget.
My big question is, is Trump so brain-fried that he actually believes this is happening?
Like when he posted the "med bed" video, was he watching that like, "Yeah, I remember doing that."
Like when he posted the "med bed" video, was he watching that like, "Yeah, I remember doing that."
August 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My big question is, is Trump so brain-fried that he actually believes this is happening?
Like when he posted the "med bed" video, was he watching that like, "Yeah, I remember doing that."
Like when he posted the "med bed" video, was he watching that like, "Yeah, I remember doing that."
It is now time to pretty, pretty, pretty, pleeeease help us.
I know we've disparaged all of you, but we've changed, and we're kinda out of options here.
We can't believe bombing campaigns didn't win the Iranian people over to our side.
I know we've disparaged all of you, but we've changed, and we're kinda out of options here.
We can't believe bombing campaigns didn't win the Iranian people over to our side.
Bessent: "It is now time for world leaders to make to decision between America and Iran"
August 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It is now time to pretty, pretty, pretty, pleeeease help us.
I know we've disparaged all of you, but we've changed, and we're kinda out of options here.
We can't believe bombing campaigns didn't win the Iranian people over to our side.
I know we've disparaged all of you, but we've changed, and we're kinda out of options here.
We can't believe bombing campaigns didn't win the Iranian people over to our side.
"Mr. President, the people can't afford food."
T: "Put a new steep tax on Canadian goods."
"Outstanding move, sir. Right out of Art of the Deal."
T: "Put a new steep tax on Canadian goods."
"Outstanding move, sir. Right out of Art of the Deal."
August 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"Mr. President, the people can't afford food."
T: "Put a new steep tax on Canadian goods."
"Outstanding move, sir. Right out of Art of the Deal."
T: "Put a new steep tax on Canadian goods."
"Outstanding move, sir. Right out of Art of the Deal."
Anyone got any tips to get "We Are Charlie Kirk" out of your head?
August 24, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Anyone got any tips to get "We Are Charlie Kirk" out of your head?
How does this guy keep getting out of bed to live out one humiliation after another?
This is a real picture of Spiderman taking down Jake Lang in downtown Minneapolis yesterday.
August 23, 2026 at 11:52 PM
How does this guy keep getting out of bed to live out one humiliation after another?
Gotta respect the dedication of Jake Lang, coming back to be a professional chuckefuck after we all watched him very publicly piss his pants last year.
August 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Gotta respect the dedication of Jake Lang, coming back to be a professional chuckefuck after we all watched him very publicly piss his pants last year.
Look. Look. I understand WEBP has a smaller file size, and is better for the web. But why WON'T ANYONE LET ME UPLOAD THEM. YOU'RE ALREADY USING WEBP, I SAVED YOU A STEP.
August 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Look. Look. I understand WEBP has a smaller file size, and is better for the web. But why WON'T ANYONE LET ME UPLOAD THEM. YOU'RE ALREADY USING WEBP, I SAVED YOU A STEP.