Alex
@orcasha.bsky.social
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Enby. Queer. Nerd. Inconsistent themes. Partial stream of consciousness. Occasionally coherent.
Enby. Queer. Nerd. Inconsistent themes. Partial stream of consciousness. Occasionally coherent.
Why am I writing planning documents if the planning in said documents is never going to be implemented? 😑
Time for a new job?
Time for a new job?
August 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Why am I writing planning documents if the planning in said documents is never going to be implemented? 😑
Time for a new job?
Time for a new job?
I have cut myself shaving, forgot to charge my phone and my earphones are dead. This is the worst group of things to happen in the history of the world.
#melodramatic?
#melodramatic?
August 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I have cut myself shaving, forgot to charge my phone and my earphones are dead. This is the worst group of things to happen in the history of the world.
#melodramatic?
#melodramatic?
Apparently I've been more concerned about Sushi having half his teeth extracted than he was. Food eaten, zero fucks given and looking for more
July 30, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Apparently I've been more concerned about Sushi having half his teeth extracted than he was. Food eaten, zero fucks given and looking for more
I have now installed Ubuntu Touch on my tablet and know significantly more about the world of mobile OS'.
July 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I have now installed Ubuntu Touch on my tablet and know significantly more about the world of mobile OS'.
It's an apparently "get disheartened by the discrete optimisation lectures I was going to watch because it's aimed at folks who like a brain dick waved in their face so I'm going to try and flash an old tablet I have lying around with LineageOS" kind of night
July 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
It's an apparently "get disheartened by the discrete optimisation lectures I was going to watch because it's aimed at folks who like a brain dick waved in their face so I'm going to try and flash an old tablet I have lying around with LineageOS" kind of night
I saw a license plate this afternoon of IAMPHD
I'm glad it meant so much to that person.
I'm glad it meant so much to that person.
June 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I saw a license plate this afternoon of IAMPHD
I'm glad it meant so much to that person.
I'm glad it meant so much to that person.
Whelp, I guess I'm "I love my mixer tap and feel incredible joy every time I use it" years old
May 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Whelp, I guess I'm "I love my mixer tap and feel incredible joy every time I use it" years old
The song my microwave plays when it finishes it's cycle is so exceptionally cheerful and I can't stand it. Then it plays it's eye twitchingly happy tune again every 30 seconds until someone opens the door and stops the manic joy
May 27, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The song my microwave plays when it finishes it's cycle is so exceptionally cheerful and I can't stand it. Then it plays it's eye twitchingly happy tune again every 30 seconds until someone opens the door and stops the manic joy
When a stir fry turns into a chow mein, zero bothers were given along the way (also, no cabbage)
May 25, 2026 at 9:54 AM
When a stir fry turns into a chow mein, zero bothers were given along the way (also, no cabbage)
Vacculon The Destroyer cares not for your puny socks and will eat them whole
May 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Vacculon The Destroyer cares not for your puny socks and will eat them whole
How is it only 6pm?! It feels like I've been awake for days 😅
May 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
How is it only 6pm?! It feels like I've been awake for days 😅
*Buys a robovac. Looks up methods for hacking robovac before robovac is delivered*
May 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
*Buys a robovac. Looks up methods for hacking robovac before robovac is delivered*
Several weeks ago I was told I would be a great vocal fit in a Placebo tribute band.
Today I watched footage of me at karaoke.
I understand now.
Today I watched footage of me at karaoke.
I understand now.
April 26, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Several weeks ago I was told I would be a great vocal fit in a Placebo tribute band.
Today I watched footage of me at karaoke.
I understand now.
Today I watched footage of me at karaoke.
I understand now.
A new Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Space Balls movie(s) being released. We truely live in the most blessed of times 😑
April 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
A new Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Space Balls movie(s) being released. We truely live in the most blessed of times 😑
Apparently I can use pliers to compensate for my thick fingers when finesse is needed? How have I gone this long without realising?
SMRT
SMRT
April 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Apparently I can use pliers to compensate for my thick fingers when finesse is needed? How have I gone this long without realising?
SMRT
SMRT
That odd experience of knowing there's a bed full of clean laundry to throw onto the floordrobe, only to realise I'd put it in the wardrobe that morning.
Have I just won at life?
Have I just won at life?
April 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
That odd experience of knowing there's a bed full of clean laundry to throw onto the floordrobe, only to realise I'd put it in the wardrobe that morning.
Have I just won at life?
Have I just won at life?
It was while belting out March of the Pigs at karaoke in a north side dive bar that I realised I now have no shame
April 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It was while belting out March of the Pigs at karaoke in a north side dive bar that I realised I now have no shame
Achievement unlocked - brushing teeth at 2 am because I've not been sleeping right all week and seemed like a good way to spend some time?
March 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Achievement unlocked - brushing teeth at 2 am because I've not been sleeping right all week and seemed like a good way to spend some time?
And so I'm looking up the effects of radishes on sleep due to me having consumed a radish before going to bed.
Not looked up - effects of insufficient sleep, effects of stress, effects of alcohol consumption, effects of waiting for banh mi Friday on sleep
Not looked up - effects of insufficient sleep, effects of stress, effects of alcohol consumption, effects of waiting for banh mi Friday on sleep
March 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
And so I'm looking up the effects of radishes on sleep due to me having consumed a radish before going to bed.
Not looked up - effects of insufficient sleep, effects of stress, effects of alcohol consumption, effects of waiting for banh mi Friday on sleep
Not looked up - effects of insufficient sleep, effects of stress, effects of alcohol consumption, effects of waiting for banh mi Friday on sleep
This is a fun metric I can absolutely tolerate in the high stakes / low validity world of Gen AI benchmarking 🎉
petergpt.github.io/bullshit-ben...
petergpt.github.io/bullshit-ben...
BullshitBench Explorer
petergpt.github.io
March 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
This is a fun metric I can absolutely tolerate in the high stakes / low validity world of Gen AI benchmarking 🎉
petergpt.github.io/bullshit-ben...
petergpt.github.io/bullshit-ben...
"Genital piercings are so cool" everyone* says, until the threaded ball becomes loose and falls in the toilet and needs to be retrieved, then it's all "No I don't want to shake hands with you, also why did you tell me the story of retrieving your jewellery from the toilet then ask to shake hands?!"
March 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"Genital piercings are so cool" everyone* says, until the threaded ball becomes loose and falls in the toilet and needs to be retrieved, then it's all "No I don't want to shake hands with you, also why did you tell me the story of retrieving your jewellery from the toilet then ask to shake hands?!"
Fixation food? What's that? (All the while just wanting to eat Aldi seaweed rice crackers and hummus)
March 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Fixation food? What's that? (All the while just wanting to eat Aldi seaweed rice crackers and hummus)
I dreamt last night I went and signed on to do another degree.
I awoke in a cold sweat with a feeling of dread
I awoke in a cold sweat with a feeling of dread
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I dreamt last night I went and signed on to do another degree.
I awoke in a cold sweat with a feeling of dread
I awoke in a cold sweat with a feeling of dread