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Alex 🏳️‍⚧️💚
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I’m just kinda here
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Soap " I met a handsome man over the valley today."
Gaz "How did you know he was handsome?"
Soap "He sounded handsome and his snakes like me to-"
Gaz "SNAKES!?!?"
#Ghostsoap 🐍
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
one great thing they don’t tell you about shopping for yourself is that you are the one who gets to pick what pasta shape you want
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
can’t wait to read about Yuna and David’s beloved son Ilya Rozanov again in book 3 🥰
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 AM
just remembered in TLG Shane goes to see Ilya with a plug in his ass the whole drive
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
me taking psyche damage every time I see edits/ fanart of Ilya grieving his dead mother
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
something you don’t think about when you are grieving the death of a loved one is how often people will try to comfort you using THEIR religion.
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
it’s true. you can’t find happiness with money. true happiness is only found in watching heated rivalry for the sixth time ❤️‍🔥
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
yeehaw/ 2025 reading
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!
and many happy new ghoap memories ahead <3
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ok, I felt I had to at least do a #heatedrivalry drawing for you.
🧡🏒🏑 I liked this scene!
#heatedrivalryep5
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
it’s the way I’m still by myself in heated rivalry land bc no one will join me there
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
his beautiful glassy eyes oh Shane you deserve the World
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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bringing my love tribute to the altar of jellyfish jayvik

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▪️ #mllnrart ▪️ #jayvik
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
siblings are sooo weird I was texting my brother and brought up this super random childhood memory that’s really specific and he didn’t remember it so I texted my sister about it and she confirmed it but also apparently had told her husband about it a few days ago like ??? the timing is crazy
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
anyhow here’s my cat’s fluffy tail
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
thinking about this quote all day long after watching episode 5 of heated rivalry
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
and if I say I’m planning my third rewatch of heated rivalry in a week what then
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November escapism or whatever
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
god the way Shane kisses Ilya after Ilya asks him if the sex was worth the wait is so fucking tender I could watch that clip on repeat for days. the way he nuzzles and caresses Ilya’s face while giving such gentle kisses??? gorgeous.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
gonna hold on to the thought of a new heated rivalry episode to get me through work tomorrow 😌
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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the night belongs to them.
#oc #ocsky #elfenjoyers
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love every reference to that ancient dude complaining about his copper delivery I think it’s so fucking funny
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
making very important purchases this week (small deviled egg containers so I can add deviled eggs to my future work lunches)
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM