THE ENCHANTRESS.
@orderofnoquarter.bsky.social
Pinned
September 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hallow's eve approaches.
September 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Hallow's eve approaches.
Hm.
...House arrest, then.
...House arrest, then.
...... 💧
So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision?
So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision?
You are still admitting evasion of punishment in front of my own eyes
September 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Hm.
...House arrest, then.
...House arrest, then.
People search those constantly. It was a matter of time. Be it Plague Knight or a lowly merchant.
What. What? What the fuck are you talking about?
The guy who lived in chests. Is that not his name
September 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
People search those constantly. It was a matter of time. Be it Plague Knight or a lowly merchant.
You are still admitting evasion of punishment in front of my own eyes
..Do you really think I'd call that guy for a job THAT important?
Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know???
I've got men on the inside...?
I'm pretty sure all of us do?
Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know???
I've got men on the inside...?
I'm pretty sure all of us do?
I am still here and can hear you
September 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You are still admitting evasion of punishment in front of my own eyes
The guy who lived in chests. Is that not his name
WHO THE FUCK IS CHESTER
You put that locket in a chest when Chester's sniffing about, it is your fault, truly.
September 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The guy who lived in chests. Is that not his name
[ Swirling a glass of wine in her hand and looking down from her enormous throne ]
That is the one who looks like Jonathan Tron, is it not?
That is the one who looks like Jonathan Tron, is it not?
He's gonna fucking let baz out again I swear to god
I am still here and can hear you
September 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
[ Swirling a glass of wine in her hand and looking down from her enormous throne ]
That is the one who looks like Jonathan Tron, is it not?
That is the one who looks like Jonathan Tron, is it not?
You put that locket in a chest when Chester's sniffing about, it is your fault, truly.
September 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
You put that locket in a chest when Chester's sniffing about, it is your fault, truly.
I am still here and can hear you
[ speaking into the inside of his hood ] percy. yeah. yeah it's me. you gotta help me man i fucked up again. yeah stage another breakout for me. thanks.
48 hours in the dungeon.
September 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I am still here and can hear you
48 hours in the dungeon.
Theme-mogging my boss.
September 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
48 hours in the dungeon.
Much of you seem to behave like I do not have eyes all over this tower.
August 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Much of you seem to behave like I do not have eyes all over this tower.
August 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Maybe if you payed attention at any meeting ever you would know
what did the order even fucking do. we sat around in a giant tower all day. i think i got asked to make like 4 different things total over my tenure.
August 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Maybe if you payed attention at any meeting ever you would know
Specter Knight are you drunk again
August 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Specter Knight are you drunk again
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You made like three incredibly public town square announcements that you two were setting off to find "The Most Dangerous Treasure In The Valley". There's no way we were the only ones.
August 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You made like three incredibly public town square announcements that you two were setting off to find "The Most Dangerous Treasure In The Valley". There's no way we were the only ones.
I don't think you know how improv works its "yes and"
She's out looking for Altius. Our beloved and trusted Owl companion.
August 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I don't think you know how improv works its "yes and"
This attitude will not get your wife back
I am going to pretend I did not see you or hear you.
August 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
This attitude will not get your wife back
Lol
* Where is Shield Knight.
August 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Lol
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You cannot do this
Uwah-! I c-can't move......!?
August 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
You cannot do this
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Like yeah I AM a masochist but how the fuck does she know that
Then again, maybe you'd like that as well.
August 27, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Like yeah I AM a masochist but how the fuck does she know that
Thank God nobody makes theories about Shovel Knight
August 27, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Thank God nobody makes theories about Shovel Knight
The moon, she calls to me.
August 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The moon, she calls to me.