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Gareth
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Mainly talk LFC and then a fair bit of other stupid shit.

Up the Glorious Red Bastards
The biggest issue Mamardashvili has is that he's not Alisson, who's been so good and so popular for years that he's basically irreplaceable. Mama was brilliant last night yet his one mistake is all I keep seeing people talk about. Ali fucked up in the beginning a few times as well. #lfc
September 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
That, ladies and gentlemen, is known in the industry as a Thunderbastard!

What a hit son! #lfc
September 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Gary Neville close to tears on live TV. You've gotta love it.
September 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Phil Foden has just got that look of someone who definitely touches small animals inappropriately.
September 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Are dodgy streams of 3pm kick-offs still a thing? Don't feel like I see any links online anymore.
September 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
September 11th and just seen a Christmas advert. They can absolutely fuck off with that shite!
September 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Giuliano Simeone really is cut from the same nasty skid-marked cloth as his old man. Bellends breed bellends.
September 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Liverpool - 2
Bent as fuck Ref - 1
#lfc
September 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
That's a hit. An absolute fucking hit from Macca. Good old fashioned Thunderbastard. #lfc
September 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Up the Glorious Red Bastards. #lfc
September 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Look at the fucking size of his hands! Makes Pat Jennings loom like Jeremy Beadle. #lfc
Liverpool confirm Lucca Brughmans jas joined from Genk. He will remain at Genk for this season. £30m package but add-on heavy. The fixed fee is nominal.

Brughmans has agreed a six-year contract.🧤
September 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Just like last season, there's too many Liverpool players who seem scared of getting their shorts dirty and shy away from putting in a tackle. Far too easy to walk through our midfield. #lfc
August 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Absolutely shite yet come away with a point. I'll take that all day long but don't want to make a habit of it.
August 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I see our defenders are all wearing the new Adidas Lead Weight boots. #lfc
August 23, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Up the Glorious Red Bastards #lfc
August 23, 2026 at 3:31 PM
So nice to be watching football again as a game of two halves and not four quarters.
August 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Sky's claim of "Over 215 EPL games live on Sky" pisses me off as they sometimes show 3 or 4 at once. Want to watch 1 & record another to watch after? Well tough because they read out the scores of the other games as they happen for no reason at all.
August 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I wonder how loudly Enzo Fernández's cleaners cheered that goal.
July 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Simeone may actually be a bigger cunt than his dad.
July 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Infantino has definitely promised Trump that he'll get a nice photo op of him handing Messi the World Cup trophy.
July 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Not saying that I'm finding this World Cup final excruciatingly boring but I turned the tv off at half-time and have only just remembered to turn it back on. Quite gutted I've only missed 10 minutes.
July 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
By the look of it I'm guessing Tom Cruise is playing a lesbian aunty in his next film.
July 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The French players have all read about Messi walking for 2 thirds of every game and are now all trying to beat it. I've seen more enthusiasm from prisoners walking to the chamber.
July 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
England up by 1 and Tuchel hasn't brought on 5 defenders. He's definitely learning.
July 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I preferred it when the Argentinian superstars were just massive cokeheads rather than whinging little bitches. #Messi
July 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM