Wasabi Sam⚡️
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oshketchum.bsky.social
Wasabi Sam⚡️
@oshketchum.bsky.social
My life is one bad sitcom

Kinda sorta dyslexic ✌🏾

Born in Johto raised in Hoenn
Level 2 Chef 👨🏾‍🍳

Anime Nerd 🤓

People: “The perfect person doesn’t exist”
Me: *enters to the room*

“Prodigious” - Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi
Why is uno talking like they created the game? 🤨
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tomorrow’s Monday 😭
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When an NPC hits you with some level 100 real shit!! #Pokemon
January 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I need this cat to stay in 2024 and never leave im over it!!
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Tuesday mood
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 AM
It’s Monday… #work
December 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Post office party work day mood😌 #Holidays #corporatelife
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 AM
How I’m going to sleep tonight knowing that my coworker finally read our boss to filth at our Christmas party and I’m still getting my Christmas bonus even though I agree with her and told her to “Stop you might lose your job!” 🥹
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Take me back in time so I can feel this 😭
December 6, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I needed this today 🥹 #nature #stress #peace
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Are you sure these aren’t shiny boosted? 😭
November 29, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Thank you for the shiny✨
November 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Me this thanksgiving hanging with my family as they judge my life choices once again for maintaining my inner child alive while they decided to grow up and be miserable #thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
November 25, 2024 at 7:31 AM
4 Mushroom blend pasta and parmigiana sauce #foodporn #chef
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Finished my Sunday off with a nice walk with all these Sunfloras🌻 #Pokemon #Nature
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Replay Time!!! #Pokemon
November 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Late night coffee bars are a vibe👌🏾
#espresso
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM