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Lucas Osmond A.K.A Lucas, Prince of Darkness
@osmond.bsky.social
Technologist, Music, Geek, Radio DJ & Gimp, Producer and Musician.

Yes, I know there's a trigger word in my description, but if you can't laugh at yourself, life ain't worth living.


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Signal Drift: Hot Carrier — Chapter 28

With Cronauer gone and DHS working the streets of Viroqua block by block, Dave, Bill, and Brett have hours, maybe minutes, to strip Station Zero bare before it's found. A stolen trailer, a bluff at a checkpoint, and one of Bill's trademark mistakes decide how…
Signal Drift: Hot Carrier — Chapter 28
With Cronauer gone and DHS working the streets of Viroqua block by block, Dave, Bill, and Brett have hours, maybe minutes, to strip Station Zero bare before it's found. A stolen trailer, a bluff at a checkpoint, and one of Bill's trademark mistakes decide how the night ends — and what's lost for good.
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September 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Before You Hit Play on Book Two — Read This First

Before Hot Carrier goes live, a quick heads-up on why Signal Drift's chapter numbers are shifting as Book Two begins — the story hasn't changed, just the count....
Before You Hit Play on Book Two — Read This First
Before Hot Carrier goes live, a quick heads-up on why Signal Drift's chapter numbers are shifting as Book Two begins — the story hasn't changed, just the count.
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September 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The Guy on the Sidewalk with the “45”

Rolling past a guy sitting next to what looked like a loaded 45 will rearrange your priorities fast, especially when concealed carry training is part of how your brain processes it — turns out it was "just" a BB gun, and he's lucky nobody found that out the…
The Guy on the Sidewalk with the “45”
Rolling past a guy sitting next to what looked like a loaded 45 will rearrange your priorities fast, especially when concealed carry training is part of how your brain processes it — turns out it was "just" a BB gun, and he's lucky nobody found that out the hard way.
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September 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
From Dover to the Mountain

Round two of the Dolly Parton deep dive: her early RCA Victor albums, from the gospel of Golden Streets of Glory to My Tennessee Mountain Home....
From Dover to the Mountain
Round two of the Dolly Parton deep dive: her early RCA Victor albums, from the gospel of Golden Streets of Glory to My Tennessee Mountain Home.
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September 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Static Cleared, For Real This Time

Last week I said the machine was live. That was only technically true. This week it's actually done — galleries fixed, bugs dead, and I'm entirely too proud of it to shut up about....
Static Cleared, For Real This Time
Last week I said the machine was live. That was only technically true. This week it's actually done — galleries fixed, bugs dead, and I'm entirely too proud of it to shut up about.
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September 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
We Interrupt This Dolly Parton Deep Dive… For Tool

It's been three years since Tool hit this air — three years too long for a band that used to get played every single week. Dolly's deep dive takes a one-week breather while Rolling with Scissors reconnects with Opiate through Lateralus in a full…
We Interrupt This Dolly Parton Deep Dive… For Tool
It's been three years since Tool hit this air — three years too long for a band that used to get played every single week. Dolly's deep dive takes a one-week breather while Rolling with Scissors reconnects with Opiate through Lateralus in a full Solid Block.
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September 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The 8 PM Dollar General Cutoff

An emergency pharmacy run after eight o'clock at the local Dollar General reveals a post-apocalyptic fashion show featuring local residents wearing industrial-strength Hefty bags....
The 8 PM Dollar General Cutoff
An emergency pharmacy run after eight o'clock at the local Dollar General reveals a post-apocalyptic fashion show featuring local residents wearing industrial-strength Hefty bags.
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September 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Smackdaddys Gourmet Grub

A deep dive into Smackdaddy’s Gourmet Grub, the Chippewa Valley food truck redefining street eats with world-class comfort food and permanent patio residency at The Brewing Projekt....
Smackdaddys Gourmet Grub
A deep dive into Smackdaddy’s Gourmet Grub, the Chippewa Valley food truck redefining street eats with world-class comfort food and permanent patio residency at The Brewing Projekt.
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September 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The Code is Fixed, but the Kitchen is a Biological Hazard

The website rebuild is officially live and the core bugs are squashed. To celebrate, we are launching a terrifying new chronicle series dedicated to questionable culinary creations and kitchen alchemy....
The Code is Fixed, but the Kitchen is a Biological Hazard
The website rebuild is officially live and the core bugs are squashed. To celebrate, we are launching a terrifying new chronicle series dedicated to questionable culinary creations and kitchen alchemy.
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September 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Long Live the Queen Program 1362

Long live the queen. Program 1362 of Rolling with Scissors traces Dolly Parton's raw, formative years from 1967 to 1970....
Long Live the Queen Program 1362
Long live the queen. Program 1362 of Rolling with Scissors traces Dolly Parton's raw, formative years from 1967 to 1970.
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August 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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August 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Grid Just Got Tighter

The headlights are blinding, the carbines are leveled, and the first major arc of the Driftless resistance has hit the end of the line. Station Zero is stepping away from the mic for a brief maintenance cycle—here is when…

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The Grid Just Got Tighter
The headlights are blinding, the carbines are leveled, and the first major arc of the Driftless resistance has hit the end of the line. Station Zero is stepping away from the mic for a brief maintenance cycle—here is when the signal cuts back through the static for Book Two.
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August 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Signal Drift: Chapter 30

The back door of the Checker Marathon swung open. Static, the German Shepherd, didn't jump out. Two Aegis contractors stepped into the blinding spotlight, their weapons already raised and leveled at Cronauer's chest. Cronauer…

https://rwsradio.com/signal-drift-chapter-30/
Signal Drift: Chapter 30
The back door of the Checker Marathon swung open. Static, the German Shepherd, didn't jump out. Two Aegis contractors stepped into the blinding spotlight, their weapons already raised and leveled at Cronauer's chest. Cronauer froze, his boots planted in the mud, the engine of the GS ticking in the white glare. He slowly turned his head, his eyes locking onto Audrey behind him as the realization struck like a physical punch to the throat. The coordinates hadn't been found. They had been given.
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August 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Signal Drift: Chapter 29

"We change the scale," Cronauer said, his voice dropping into the deep, authoritative broadcast resonance he’d spent thirty years anchoring. "Joy Luebke and Eli are building a massive structural mast on Nottingham Ridge right…

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Signal Drift: Chapter 29
"We change the scale," Cronauer said, his voice dropping into the deep, authoritative broadcast resonance he’d spent thirty years anchoring. "Joy Luebke and Eli are building a massive structural mast on Nottingham Ridge right now. If you stay here, you save one room until they lock your cage. If you come with me, we broadcast your medical logs, your triage data, and your pharmaceutical protocols to every ham operator and survivor from La Crosse to Madison. You can be a prisoner, or you can heal the whole valley from the sky."
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August 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Piano Men & Deep Cuts – Episode 1360

Part two of our Billy Joel deep dive takes us from 52nd Street through The Bridge, where missing vinyl forces an audible pivot into Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road deep cuts....

https://rwsradio.com/piano-men-deep-cuts-episode-1360/
Piano Men & Deep Cuts – Episode 1360
Part two of our Billy Joel deep dive takes us from 52nd Street through The Bridge, where missing vinyl forces an audible pivot into Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road deep cuts.
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August 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The Rat-Rod Skunkworks

A bar in Madison, a band called Flat Atom, and a single beer that changed everything. Two decades later, Recluse Studios is a rat-rod skunkworks building local-first audio software with the philosophy that the tool should belong…

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The Rat-Rod Skunkworks
A bar in Madison, a band called Flat Atom, and a single beer that changed everything. Two decades later, Recluse Studios is a rat-rod skunkworks building local-first audio software with the philosophy that the tool should belong to you.
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August 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The $50,000 Blind Date: Buying a Wheelchair in America

When you spend $50,000 on a car, you test drive it first. When you need a $50,000 power wheelchair, insurance hands you a brochure, refuses to cover basic independent…

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The $50,000 Blind Date: Buying a Wheelchair in America
When you spend $50,000 on a car, you test drive it first. When you need a $50,000 power wheelchair, insurance hands you a brochure, refuses to cover basic independent living features like seat elevation, and leaves you praying the custom seat cushion doesn't destroy your hips for the next five years. Here is the absolute absurdity of trying to buy a modern mobility device in America.
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August 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Soundbites & Lies

Political campaign ads run on deliberate misinformation and emotional spin. Examining election advertising standards, AI panic narratives, medical guidelines, computing infrastructure needs, and official USDA farmland data cuts through the…

https://rwsradio.com/soundbites-lies/
Soundbites & Lies
Political campaign ads run on deliberate misinformation and emotional spin. Examining election advertising standards, AI panic narratives, medical guidelines, computing infrastructure needs, and official USDA farmland data cuts through the noise.
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August 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Signal Drift: Chapter 28

The plastic syringe she had been holding slipped from her numb fingers, hitting the floorboards with a dull, hollow click. Audrey just stared at him, her face completely drained of color, looking at a man who was supposed to…

https://rwsradio.com/signal-drift-chapter-28/
Signal Drift: Chapter 28
The plastic syringe she had been holding slipped from her numb fingers, hitting the floorboards with a dull, hollow click. Audrey just stared at him, her face completely drained of color, looking at a man who was supposed to be a ghost thousands of miles away. In the tight, amber-lit alcove of a leaking riverside shelter, the weight of three decades and the raw trauma of what they had lost before the sky went dark came crashing back into the frequency.
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August 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Steal Your Face, Hand Me a Beer: The Days Between

Calling an audible for The Days Between. We honor Jerry Garcia's birthday and legacy with a four-album studio marathon featuring Workingman's Dead, American Beauty, Blues for…

https://rwsradio.com/steal-your-face-hand-me-a-beer-the-days-between/
Steal Your Face, Hand Me a Beer: The Days Between
Calling an audible for The Days Between. We honor Jerry Garcia's birthday and legacy with a four-album studio marathon featuring Workingman's Dead, American Beauty, Blues for Allah, and Terrapin Station—plus history, Chicago '95 memories, and free beers.
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August 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Signal Drift: Chapter 27

The western bank of the Mississippi was a different kind of graveyard—sterile, calculated, and bound by invisible threads of corporate security. Crawling flat against the limestone shale to slip beneath the high-frequency…

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Signal Drift: Chapter 27
The western bank of the Mississippi was a different kind of graveyard—sterile, calculated, and bound by invisible threads of corporate security. Crawling flat against the limestone shale to slip beneath the high-frequency click of Aegis microwave fences, Cronauer watched the cold reality of the harvest unfold through his night-vision lens. They weren't just clearing the valley; they were indexing human assets, checking teeth, and sorting survivors like hardware for the shelters down south.
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July 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The Gibson, Garcia, and the Great Dumbed-Down Betrayal

We have GPUs capable of real-time ray-traced physics at 240Hz, but our desktop operating systems are artificially lobotomized so nobody accidentally breaks anything.…

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The Gibson, Garcia, and the Great Dumbed-Down Betrayal
We have GPUs capable of real-time ray-traced physics at 240Hz, but our desktop operating systems are artificially lobotomized so nobody accidentally breaks anything. From the Gibson in Hackers to Penelope Garcia's command deck, Hollywood gave us a vision of computing as a high-touch craft—before big tech sanded down every sharp edge for the lowest common denominator.
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July 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Episode 1358: Facebook Lied to Us

An algorithmic lie from Facebook turns into a wildly unpredictable four-album palette cleanser on Episode 1358 of Rolling with Scissors, featuring complete record plays from Metallica, ZZ Top, Madonna, and…

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Episode 1358: Facebook Lied to Us
An algorithmic lie from Facebook turns into a wildly unpredictable four-album palette cleanser on Episode 1358 of Rolling with Scissors, featuring complete record plays from Metallica, ZZ Top, Madonna, and Prince.
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July 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Signal Drift: Chapter 26

The six minutes didn't tick away; they evaporated. The machine was awake, the checksum was breached, and the maintenance deck of the dam erupted into a crossfire of automated lasers and concrete-shattering 7.62 rounds. With no…

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Signal Drift: Chapter 26
The six minutes didn't tick away; they evaporated. The machine was awake, the checksum was breached, and the maintenance deck of the dam erupted into a crossfire of automated lasers and concrete-shattering 7.62 rounds. With no time to reach for his rifle, Cronauer stood flat on the pegs and turned the heavy aluminum armor of his BMW GS into a flying kinetic battering ram.
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July 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Shag Shacks, Thrash Metal, and Horseradish

Thought Shatner's metal record was a Pat Boone stunt? Think again. With a band called The *uckers, a Riot Fest rider demanding a Shag Shack, 4 feet of Polish sausage, and Eau Claire…

https://rwsradio.com/shag-shacks-thrash-metal-and-horseradish/
Shag Shacks, Thrash Metal, and Horseradish
Thought Shatner's metal record was a Pat Boone stunt? Think again. With a band called The *uckers, a Riot Fest rider demanding a Shag Shack, 4 feet of Polish sausage, and Eau Claire horseradish, the simulation has broken.
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July 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM