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Is it Opposites Day? I thought that was just something we did to irritate our parents when we were 7.
Tim Scott: "Frankly, having the president for the first time in the history of this country abide and put himself and the VP under the federal laws of this country, that is a remarkable shift in the right direction. President Trump should actually be applauded."
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Me getting into an Uber at 3 am (in my younger days). No idea where I'm going, how I got or there or, frankly, how I am still alive. Just happy to be in what I believe to be a car.
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Can't blame a girl for trying...
September 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
She just gets shittier by the day.
September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It feels like we are on Week 9 of the Minnesota State Fair.
September 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Ummm...isn't reducing teen pregnancy a good thing?
Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough:

“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
September 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I want this so much.
You don’t have to sell us on the midterms.

“If you elect these guys, you're gonna have months and months of impeachments. They want impeachments to take place, trials to take place, they wanna go after the president and his family, and people within the cabinet." - Fox & Fiends
August 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Everyvfew years I think "maybe I will become a Fair person." But then, on the first day of the Fair I see things like this and realize I am not cut out for Fair life.
At the Minnesota State Fair, this is the wait line for the crop art exhibit ten minutes before the doors opened
August 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"My parents died, so should yours" is an interesting take on healthcare.
these people booing sound like literal sheep as Darline Graham criticizes Dr. Annie Andrews for supporting "government-run healthcare" before bragging of her parents that "if they were sick, they had to get up and go to work...my mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later"
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Is Caitlin Clark the WNBA's answer to Christian Laettner?
For information purposes only #WNBA
August 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Wait...what???
Michele Tayofa: "The last people I'm going to answer to are the Minnesotans who send me there"
August 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Im headed in to see the odyssey in about 10 minutes. Maybe by the time im out, our long national nightmare will come to an end.
Trump's face is drooping dramatically and check out his discolored right hand
August 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This is why I keep my own annotated list. I will not forget and you cannot hide from my grudges.
I truly believe in ten years not a single person will admit in polite company to having supported Trump.

Honest to God I fully believe that
August 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I hate this repulsive jackass.
deplorable -- Tom Emmer smears Peggy Flanagan as "a more masculine version of Tim Walz"
August 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This kind of hijinks is why Im proud to be Minnesotan.
Oh no 🤭
August 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I'd like to congratulate Dana on not punching this malevolent buffoon.
RFK Jr: Dana, you probably don't understand this because you're not a scientist

BASH: Well you're not either!

RFK Jr: I know you're flustered now
August 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Don't ask, dont tell, huh?
July 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I cant even believe this is our president.
Trump suggests Kaitlan Collins looks similarly to Dylan Mulvaney and should smile more:

She never smiles. I thought Kaitlan had made it big with a major new Bud Light sponsorship, but I noticed it wasn't her. It was actually Dylan Mulvaney.
July 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Scottie Pippen. I was shook.
Random question: what celebrity have you met in real life who was dramatically better looking than ypu thought they were based on on screen appearance?
July 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I thought trans athletes were the greatest threat facing our nation. Idiots. All of them.
The idiots who need 1.5 trillion to defend our nation, are the greatest threat our nation faces.

You idiots don't even ask us before going into a war, & now you're in here begging us for more money to play with.

A teenager does shit like this
July 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Rancid sadism of dull men is the best description of our times Ive read to date.
I miss when technology was exciting. Google was cool, search worked, information felt wildly, wonderfully accessible.

Amazon was a wonderland of book discovery. The Kindle is a marvel!

And now it's all the rancid sadism of dull men.
July 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
We will be doing this with our farm! So excited!
July 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reposted
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
July 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Did not see this coming.
July 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This seems really excessive
just shockingly hostile to the people who live in DC
July 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM