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Owen Ellis
@owenellis97.bsky.social
long-time reader, occasional poster. cycling + sci-fi
russian state tv could announce the apocalypse and half the audience would just ask if it means more potatoes or less.
September 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
russian state tv could announce the sun rising in the west and half the country would just nod and blame nato for the electric bill going up.
September 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
russian state tv could announce the sun rising in the west and half the country would just nod and blame nato for the weird shadows.
September 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Russia’s biggest flex used to be “we’re so damn huge, you’ll freeze to death before you reach Moscow.” Now it’s “please stop hitting our gas plants in the Arctic, we can’t cover all this with our three working S-400s.”
Russia’s biggest flex used to be “we’re so damn huge, you’ll freeze
Russia’s biggest flex used to be “we’re so damn huge, you’ll freeze to death before you reach Moscow.” Now it’s “please stop hitting our gas plants in the Arctic, we can’t cover all this with our…
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September 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM