Pabst The Physio
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I like to be dark and mysterious. But I'm just blank and confusing.
Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general.
I made this
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Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general.
I made this
https://pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jungle
I honestly forgot we played carabao yesterday. I was laying in bed and got notification we were 2-0 up at the break. Watched the 3rd and 4th goal and went to sleep.
I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I honestly forgot we played carabao yesterday. I was laying in bed and got notification we were 2-0 up at the break. Watched the 3rd and 4th goal and went to sleep.
I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
I'm not sure what Arsenal's plan is with the LW position.
They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW.
Then you have Madueke who can play there.
I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW.
Then you have Madueke who can play there.
I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
September 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I'm not sure what Arsenal's plan is with the LW position.
They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW.
Then you have Madueke who can play there.
I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW.
Then you have Madueke who can play there.
I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
I know. I know. It's a win.
Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match?
Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match?
Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
August 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I know. I know. It's a win.
Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match?
Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match?
Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
Tzolis looking like a fish out of water. Yes Cash is itching to get in his face, but Tzolis looks afraid to take him on.
Also, Kai is getting nothing central.
I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
Also, Kai is getting nothing central.
I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
August 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Tzolis looking like a fish out of water. Yes Cash is itching to get in his face, but Tzolis looks afraid to take him on.
Also, Kai is getting nothing central.
I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
Also, Kai is getting nothing central.
I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
Monday:
Watched my daughter play football
Played football myself
Watch Arsenal play football
Watched my daughter play football
Played football myself
Watch Arsenal play football
Ryan Reynolds 'Not Bad' Meme Reaction
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August 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Monday:
Watched my daughter play football
Played football myself
Watch Arsenal play football
Watched my daughter play football
Played football myself
Watch Arsenal play football
I know that the Spurs we see right now, probably isn't the same Spurs that will end the season.
But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
August 31, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I know that the Spurs we see right now, probably isn't the same Spurs that will end the season.
But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
Seeing Martinelli in that Al Hilal shirt
Man Reacts: Brother Ew What Is That
ALT: Man Reacts: Brother Ew What Is That
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August 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Seeing Martinelli in that Al Hilal shirt
Hearing Martinelli to SA
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Destroy the Sith
ALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Destroy the Sith
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August 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hearing Martinelli to SA
My uncle donated a crate of old comics. Look what was on the backside of a football comic
August 23, 2026 at 9:32 AM
My uncle donated a crate of old comics. Look what was on the backside of a football comic
I'm going to reserve myself for calling out anyone.
But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it.
But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it.
But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
🟠⚫️ Newly promoted Hull City beat Manchester United on their opening 2026/27 Premier League game! 💥
Special day for the Tigers at home. 🐯
Who’s been your Man of the Match?
Special day for the Tigers at home. 🐯
Who’s been your Man of the Match?
August 22, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I'm going to reserve myself for calling out anyone.
But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it.
But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it.
But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
There it is
Bruno Guimaraes misses out on his Premier League debut for the Gunners with a thigh problem.
#WelcomeToArsenal
#WelcomeToArsenal
August 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
There it is
Oh apparently we got Konsa. And for 60mil. That's a very sound deal.
A...are we going to sell some now?
A...are we going to sell some now?
August 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Oh apparently we got Konsa. And for 60mil. That's a very sound deal.
A...are we going to sell some now?
A...are we going to sell some now?
What we can deduce from this is:
Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
August 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
What we can deduce from this is:
Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
I got very confused when Gyokeres and Zubi got subbed in and the commentators went on a rant about how we were trying to ship them on after 1 season.
Like. What? What rumor?
Like. What? What rumor?
August 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I got very confused when Gyokeres and Zubi got subbed in and the commentators went on a rant about how we were trying to ship them on after 1 season.
Like. What? What rumor?
Like. What? What rumor?
I don't really like to bathe around in the real transfer speculations. It's not as fun as the fantasy.
But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
August 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I don't really like to bathe around in the real transfer speculations. It's not as fun as the fantasy.
But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
I did not like World of Warcraft. I still don't like World of Warcraft. I am enjoying the complete obsolescence of World of Warcraft.
all three bioshocks repelled me . simply too damn long and meandering. gunplay isn't stellar enough to warrant the sheer variety of items at your disposal (made a LOT worse in Infinite with the limited arsenal mechanic)
No hate, no dogpiling, just curious.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
August 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I did not like World of Warcraft. I still don't like World of Warcraft. I am enjoying the complete obsolescence of World of Warcraft.
Nigel Farage says he beat the establishment, while looking like a guy who would have a negative opinion about Dulwich Hamlet FC affordable tickets.
August 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Nigel Farage says he beat the establishment, while looking like a guy who would have a negative opinion about Dulwich Hamlet FC affordable tickets.
So the stream was country locked. I ain't paying for Danish commentators ever.
But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
August 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So the stream was country locked. I ain't paying for Danish commentators ever.
But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
I don't know why, but my ability to stream the Arsenal games live from their website is apparently disabled. Which is crazy because I fucking bought the preseason ticket.
Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
August 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I don't know why, but my ability to stream the Arsenal games live from their website is apparently disabled. Which is crazy because I fucking bought the preseason ticket.
Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
Before we spiral about the MLS links. Just remember we lost Chido, Heaven, Hutchinson, Couzier-Duberry, Matt Smith, Ballard and many other promising youngster who played around the first team.
And some of those er didn't move - Nketiah, AMN and Nelson cost us. Some still are.
And some of those er didn't move - Nketiah, AMN and Nelson cost us. Some still are.
August 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Before we spiral about the MLS links. Just remember we lost Chido, Heaven, Hutchinson, Couzier-Duberry, Matt Smith, Ballard and many other promising youngster who played around the first team.
And some of those er didn't move - Nketiah, AMN and Nelson cost us. Some still are.
And some of those er didn't move - Nketiah, AMN and Nelson cost us. Some still are.
It's a pre season game with a plastic trophy. I want to see players work for the badge, not us win games.
This match looks. Ok. Slow tempo.
Is it just me or do Arsenal have this tendency to play like they're sophisticated? What's wrong with an easy goal?
This match looks. Ok. Slow tempo.
Is it just me or do Arsenal have this tendency to play like they're sophisticated? What's wrong with an easy goal?
August 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It's a pre season game with a plastic trophy. I want to see players work for the badge, not us win games.
This match looks. Ok. Slow tempo.
Is it just me or do Arsenal have this tendency to play like they're sophisticated? What's wrong with an easy goal?
This match looks. Ok. Slow tempo.
Is it just me or do Arsenal have this tendency to play like they're sophisticated? What's wrong with an easy goal?
I got into some reels where this dude walks around and asks people who look muscly "You look muscly, how do you move heavy things around to look muscly"
And most of the time people answer with "Well I heavy this many times a week" followed by "and no I don't juice!"
And most of the time people answer with "Well I heavy this many times a week" followed by "and no I don't juice!"
August 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I got into some reels where this dude walks around and asks people who look muscly "You look muscly, how do you move heavy things around to look muscly"
And most of the time people answer with "Well I heavy this many times a week" followed by "and no I don't juice!"
And most of the time people answer with "Well I heavy this many times a week" followed by "and no I don't juice!"
Oh no the guy that told everyone he would win the ballon d'or and threw a fit when he didn't, just held RM hostage to bump his wages up into astronomical levels.
What a surprise.
I'm so shocked I'm speechless.
Speechless I say.
What a surprise.
I'm so shocked I'm speechless.
Speechless I say.
🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Vinicius Jr has SIGNED new contract at Real Madrid until June 2032!
SIX years contract, confirmed. 💣🇧🇷
SIX years contract, confirmed. 💣🇧🇷
August 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Oh no the guy that told everyone he would win the ballon d'or and threw a fit when he didn't, just held RM hostage to bump his wages up into astronomical levels.
What a surprise.
I'm so shocked I'm speechless.
Speechless I say.
What a surprise.
I'm so shocked I'm speechless.
Speechless I say.
Arsenal's most difficult matches last season was against 442s and mid/low block. Betis played both.
Arteta went in with a plan to disrupt the 442 with a fluid fullback changing the 4123 into a 343 formation. Ultimately it failed, as it left them open to wide transitions.
Arteta went in with a plan to disrupt the 442 with a fluid fullback changing the 4123 into a 343 formation. Ultimately it failed, as it left them open to wide transitions.
August 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Arsenal's most difficult matches last season was against 442s and mid/low block. Betis played both.
Arteta went in with a plan to disrupt the 442 with a fluid fullback changing the 4123 into a 343 formation. Ultimately it failed, as it left them open to wide transitions.
Arteta went in with a plan to disrupt the 442 with a fluid fullback changing the 4123 into a 343 formation. Ultimately it failed, as it left them open to wide transitions.
Arsenal looks like they enjoyed the Guiness tour they had yesterday a little too much.
August 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Arsenal looks like they enjoyed the Guiness tour they had yesterday a little too much.