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Packy Smith
@packysmith.bsky.social
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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.
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This strategy makes it easier to tell people that I’m “going out” and doing stuff all the time, which makes my life sound 200% more interesting than it actually is.
A young Kermit the Frog leans against a brick wall. This text is present: “I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.”
October 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Good morning or whatever…
Packy, in a giraffe hooded blanket, holding a coffee mug which reads, “mornings are for coffee & contemplation.”
October 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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It’s not an easy path those of us who are kind travel, however, when all is said and done I would rather be remembered for my kindness, compassion, and decency than for anything else I’ve done.
A marquee that reads, “SHOUTOUT TO PEOPLE WHOSE KINDNESS ISN'T A STRATEGY, BUT A WAY OF LIFE.”
October 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Picking just 9 albums was challenging, but I think I covered all the important bases for my tastes. This is my vibe and the albums I go back to regularly. If you dig these music selections, then we can chill, drink coffee, and jam some quality tunes.

www.my9albums.com
MY9ALBUMS 1. Combustible Edison “I, Swinger” 2. They Might Be Giants “Flood” 3. Violent Femmes “Why Do Birds Sing?” 4. Seth MacFarlane “Once in a While” 5. Ultra Lounge “Bachelor Pad Royale” 6. Spacehog “The Chinese Album” 7. The Beatles “Abbey Road” 8. Talking Heads “Speaking in Tongues” 9. Michael Nesmith “Tropical Campfires”
October 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Don’t let her resting cuteness fool you. This kitten is absolutely plotting chaos and her next crime spree…
October 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Brain no thinky no more. Must go sleepy times to recharge…
Image of a frazzled looking white kitten. This text is overlaid, “operating at 3% battery.”
October 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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This is not how I remember the X-Files, but I’m here for the reboot…
#EatTheRich
Scully says, “Mulder, not everything is a direct result of late stage capitalism” Mulder responds, “NO...SOME OF IT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF COLONIALISM”
October 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Nothing is impossible, simply mathematically improbable. As DM, if I tell you to roll a d20 and you hit a natural 20, I will let you do the impossible. I’m in the business of making a great experience for the players, including epic victories. Thats the beauty of playing a TTRPG.
Watchmen meme Rorschach says, “A natural 20 shouldn't be automatic success; some things are impossible.” Dr. Manhattan replies, “If it's not possible, don't make them roll dice.” Dr. Manhattan destroys Rorschach.
October 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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It’s not very useful in conversations, but it is one of my super powers…
A smiling person is thinking, “Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid convo based off of words you said”
October 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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I’m cooked, fam. It’s only 2 days into October, and already I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to complete this challenge…
An orange cat stares at you and says, “This month I'm doing a Challenge called "October" It's where I try to make it through everyday of October.”
October 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Wish I had the startup necessary to open a place like this. I imagine there is a good community of people that would really vibe with this concept.
#WritingCommunity
In Japan, a new trend called Jucy Book Rave has people going to nightclubs just to sit quietly & read books while a DJ plays ambient music
October 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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“When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every person under my command owes me Cornell 7 scalps, and…”
Lt. Aldo Raine says, “I want my Cornell 7 scalps.”
October 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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September 30th October 1st
Dean Craig Pelton in a shirt and tie outfit Dean Craig Pelton in a devil costume
September 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Accurate
#StarTrek #StarWars
A HELPFUL GUIDE TO STAR WARS vs STAR TREK • DON'T START WITH THE 'FIRST' MOVIE, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START • LOOKS LIKE RUSTED FARM EQUIPMENT IN SPACE • IN SUMMARY: THE PAST WAS HORRIBLE • JJ ABRAMS RUINED IT • DON'T START WITH THE FIRST SEASON, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START • LOOKS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP IN SPACE •IN SUMMARY: THE FUTURE IS INCREDIBLE • JU ABRAMS RUINED IT
September 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time…
A meme with a watery-eyed sad looking cat with these words, “When you planned to change your life in January, but now it’s almost October…”
September 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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She is right. The song “Radiohead” by Talking Heads is better than anything recorded by the band Radiohead. I said what I said.
A man at a music store says, “I love Radiohead.” A woman next to him replies, “Me too.” The man is thinking about the various albums recorded by the band Radiohead. The woman is thinking about the song Radiohead by the band Talking Heads.
September 30, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Name a tv show from before 1980.
September 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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This is the kind of punk Christianity I can get behind.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth. Jesus says, “POSER. POSER. POSER. youre all posers. none of you are real punks.” *Matt 5 27-28 The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.
September 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Happy National Coffee Day to those who celebrate.
A person carrying a ridiculously oversized cup full of coffee. This text is present, “May your coffee kick in before reality does - happy National coffee day”
September 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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The answer is no. Good morning or whatever…
Doctor: Are you getting enough rest? Me: (an image of a haggard and perplexed looking long haired white cat)
September 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Relatable, Steve. I too, have lost my grip on sanity…
Steve the Otter is being interviewed. He is asked, "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" Steve answers, "Nothing. I am insane."
September 28, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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I randomly think about this specific comic strip, and it is 100% how I sing “Ms. Jackson” when I hear it.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo) Never meant to make your daughter cry BABY WAIT WER TOON BASED ON A TWEET BY @UNALY I am four eels Epstein did not commit suicide ILLUSTRATEDINTERNET.COM/@DAM/_LEE
September 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Things have gotten so bad that the pot of gold is at a McDonald’s inside a Walmart…
A rainbow ends at a McDonald’s
September 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Coffee certainly can’t make my mood worse. Happy Monday, or whatever…
An image of a monster drinking an iced coffee with this text present, “Me thinking a coffee is going to magically put me in a good mood.”
September 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I’m trying, David. I’m trying.
#DavidLynch
David Lynch saying, “If you have a dream, never let go of it. Just hold onto it and keep working toward it.”
September 28, 2026 at 5:06 AM