This joke works on multiple levels :3

Actually happy for you!

Something must be wrong with my blue sky, Why is mine so much worse?? 😭😭

🎵"Memorieeeeees, like the corners of my miiiiind"🎶

I'm so big I have TWO Valentine's, and we're having a threesome tonight 😏

Ok but u gotta wear this :3

In what way are you a centrist? Socialism is a wide range of policy positions, most of which are considered left wing. That's what Wikipedia says. Your interpretation is niche and Fringe and not using the common definition of all the words involved.

You're just wrong on this.