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ParaMusic
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General musings about emergency medicine and music production, from the frigid tundra of Northern Canada.
Pinned
*Getting into the front of the ambulance with my work partner in the passenger seat*

I have a song stuck in my head, and now it's our problem
Late night Ancient TV:

When was the last time you thought about Carthage?

Telling yourself there's no place like Rome?

Have some Gaul and sail for the coast!
September 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Thanks to Montage Music, I can get daily activities done 3 minutes at a time
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I like reading movie and television reviews here, I think that people have a tendency to be hypercritical. I like to ask myself that Russell Crow Gladiator question anytime I watch something, was I not entertained?

MaximumsMaxxing
September 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is watching The Princess Bride a form of MiricleMaxxing?
September 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Hello Void?

This is your cousin, the Abyss. You're gonna want to hear this!

*The Abyss hold the phone out to the sounds of complete nothingness, the stillness of the darkest reaches of space where the Old Gods live*

I think we found your new sound!
September 3, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I'm going to stick a Rice Krispie square between two cookies, and eat it at high noon tomorrow

That's how I'm going to use my free will

That's the game
September 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Yay! I may be going to be in the big city soon for a week and was thinking what to do:

The Kevin Bacon: Work at a Roudhouse-themed bar

The Post Malone: Play as much of a niche card game that I can

The Ambassador: Do the tourist traps and take a lot of pictures
September 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
That's it

I'm going to treat myself

I'm finally going to buy that toilet seat I had my eyes on
September 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A werewolf on social media is lycan my posts

Jokes! Nobody is lycan my posts

Nobody: Hey np, I have a lot of spare time since I returned to Ithaca
September 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I pivoted so hard I'm back in the direction I started

But, I learned so much already.... it's all spin
September 2, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I am Canadian Tired
September 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Thanks to BSky here are some hobbies y'all seem to like that I can see myself getting into:

1) being a hater
2) being right all the time
3) taking pictures of nature, animals, and food
4) Sporting sports
5) Art? In the eye of the beholder, for sure
6) Follow news (current)
7) Follow olds (history)
September 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
(Me as a pirate)

Yo what-up my salty dawgs?
September 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I dream of crossing this endless ocean, but it doesn't matter if I succeeded or not

I don't control the winds or the waves, but I can angle my sails and steer with all my heart.
September 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Gandalf: Fly, you fools!!

Me: He's obviously not addressing me, for I am not a fool
August 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
In my sleep I dream I can fly, and in my waking life I fly metaphorically
August 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*open my wallet and a moth flies out*

Oh no it's a moth, it must have eaten all my money oh no that's so terrible for me
August 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I specifically drink cappuccinos in the afternoon because it has such a negative emotion for some people. Like a forbidden fruit to them, that they have to be angry about it. This is how I get my rage out. Sometimes, I just wish I gambled like everyone else. Don't shame me. I read everyone's skeets😉
August 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
AI slop?

Nah bro, I like my slop from bucket the way nature intended
August 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Even if I got those pictures of Spider-Man you wanted, the state of print media is a mess
August 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My stomach hurts, but yet...

I still think of cheese
August 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I got into a mood late one night, and was lamenting loudly,

"They took the stars from me!"
August 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Be positive? Like a proton?

No way, man. Electron life for me, where you don't really know where I'm coming from (the quantum realm)
August 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
My favorite thing to eat is food

*Sergeant Obvious after getting his promotion to Captain*
August 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Hobbit day and Jedi knight
August 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM