Crankquette
@parchmentflipper.bsky.social
Kylie ・Book lover・Game enjoyer・26
I’m so excited for welcome to elderfield to come out for spooky season it looks so cozy creepy
August 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’m so excited for welcome to elderfield to come out for spooky season it looks so cozy creepy
Do NOT get drunk and watch sheep detectives if you like being happy and not sad and crying
August 22, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Do NOT get drunk and watch sheep detectives if you like being happy and not sad and crying
Airports do so much psychic damage to me like why is music blasting overhead at 5 am
August 12, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Airports do so much psychic damage to me like why is music blasting overhead at 5 am
Unpaid 10 hr clinical ✅
Haven’t had a fruit or vegetable in 2 weeks because of cyclosporiasis ✅
Air quality is 453 ✅
What a day
Haven’t had a fruit or vegetable in 2 weeks because of cyclosporiasis ✅
Air quality is 453 ✅
What a day
July 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Unpaid 10 hr clinical ✅
Haven’t had a fruit or vegetable in 2 weeks because of cyclosporiasis ✅
Air quality is 453 ✅
What a day
Haven’t had a fruit or vegetable in 2 weeks because of cyclosporiasis ✅
Air quality is 453 ✅
What a day
Why do old men named Richard voluntarily go by Dick. Where did that come from and why
June 18, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Why do old men named Richard voluntarily go by Dick. Where did that come from and why
So I haven’t been able to catch stream due to clinicals taking over my life and now the feed is all menlo cups which I can’t find anything when I google 😭 help
June 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So I haven’t been able to catch stream due to clinicals taking over my life and now the feed is all menlo cups which I can’t find anything when I google 😭 help
I stopped messing around and got a tretinoin prescription I want to look like a boiled egg
May 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I stopped messing around and got a tretinoin prescription I want to look like a boiled egg
EBird is down and I just got into birding so I’m hyper fixated this is tragic
May 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
EBird is down and I just got into birding so I’m hyper fixated this is tragic
Rebranded to crankquette!!!!
April 28, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Rebranded to crankquette!!!!
About to go practice roller skating outside in my full safety getup aka social anxiety exposure therapy
April 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
About to go practice roller skating outside in my full safety getup aka social anxiety exposure therapy
Ok I made two miis based off this meme ironically and they are going to be married. But I don’t know what to name them and I need help
April 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ok I made two miis based off this meme ironically and they are going to be married. But I don’t know what to name them and I need help
My first floor neighbors never close their blinds and they face the parking lot. They just don’t care and it disturbs me
April 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My first floor neighbors never close their blinds and they face the parking lot. They just don’t care and it disturbs me
What do I do for closed comedones skincare baddies I summon thee
April 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What do I do for closed comedones skincare baddies I summon thee
I always say im going to take a short nap then sleep for 5 hours oopsie
April 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I always say im going to take a short nap then sleep for 5 hours oopsie
I just got scammed for an $8 baked potato that tasted awful cuz I didn’t pay attention to the prices at the hospital cafeteria nooooooo
March 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I just got scammed for an $8 baked potato that tasted awful cuz I didn’t pay attention to the prices at the hospital cafeteria nooooooo
I was never into pokemon games because I don’t like the repetitive turn based combat loop. But pokopia is my dream come true because I always loved how cute Pokémon are. Altaria is my new favorite along with Mimikyu!! ☁️💙
March 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I was never into pokemon games because I don’t like the repetitive turn based combat loop. But pokopia is my dream come true because I always loved how cute Pokémon are. Altaria is my new favorite along with Mimikyu!! ☁️💙
Ok I was not expecting pokopia to have so much to do I’m gonna sink like 1000 hours
March 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Ok I was not expecting pokopia to have so much to do I’m gonna sink like 1000 hours
I thought the switch 2 mouse mode would be a gimmick but it actually makes decorating in pokopia so much easier
March 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I thought the switch 2 mouse mode would be a gimmick but it actually makes decorating in pokopia so much easier
Can they release pokopia early if we ask nicely
March 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Can they release pokopia early if we ask nicely
I hate how at least in Michigan you have to renew your plate tabs around your birthday. Like yay I get to pay the government
February 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I hate how at least in Michigan you have to renew your plate tabs around your birthday. Like yay I get to pay the government
Sometimes I get hypnotized by my cats cuteness and I could just sit and stare at her for 10 minutes
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Sometimes I get hypnotized by my cats cuteness and I could just sit and stare at her for 10 minutes
Ok I’m tired of school give me my degree now (I have a year left) 🫠
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ok I’m tired of school give me my degree now (I have a year left) 🫠
Ok that gasoline tease…. I almost levitated
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Ok that gasoline tease…. I almost levitated
Ok why is the ice dance announcer kinda shady… “they did a good job for not qualifying for individual but you’ll notice all the other teams will be about 30 points higher than them :)”
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Ok why is the ice dance announcer kinda shady… “they did a good job for not qualifying for individual but you’ll notice all the other teams will be about 30 points higher than them :)”