PardonMyHardon
@pard0nmyhard0n.bsky.social
29yrs old. Nerd. Gamer. Sad and horny Norwegian elf/faun
🔞 !MDNI! 🔞
He/They
Chronically ill
Eat and yeet the rich
🔞 !MDNI! 🔞
He/They
Chronically ill
Eat and yeet the rich
Pinned
୨⎯ Greetings traveler, may I introduce myself? ⎯୧
ꕥ NSFW | MDNI
ꕥ Call me Dovah~
ꕥ 28
ꕥ he/they
ꕥ 172cm (about 5'7)
ꕥ sub-leaning switch
ꕥ queer
ꕥ horny/sad posting
♡ + ↻ to be moots! Okaybyeee・❥・
ꕥ NSFW | MDNI
ꕥ Call me Dovah~
ꕥ 28
ꕥ he/they
ꕥ 172cm (about 5'7)
ꕥ sub-leaning switch
ꕥ queer
ꕥ horny/sad posting
♡ + ↻ to be moots! Okaybyeee・❥・
Happy Pride, you beautiful people. Your existence is valid, no matter where, no matter when 🏳️🌈💜
June 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Happy Pride, you beautiful people. Your existence is valid, no matter where, no matter when 🏳️🌈💜
Happy International Women's Day <3
March 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Happy International Women's Day <3
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Please help. anyway you can even shares. I cant lose another one.
I applied for care credit and somehow got approved but I gonna need more than what I was approved for, for both of them.
I applied for care credit and somehow got approved but I gonna need more than what I was approved for, for both of them.
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Please help. anyway you can even shares. I cant lose another one.
I applied for care credit and somehow got approved but I gonna need more than what I was approved for, for both of them.
I applied for care credit and somehow got approved but I gonna need more than what I was approved for, for both of them.
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Just bc a swer sends or posts nudes on their adult platform does mean you have blanket consent to send them a pic of your genitals. It’s always nice to ask first - you consent to see their nudes when you subscribe, but they haven’t consented to see your genitals so just fucking ask first?? Okay???
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Just bc a swer sends or posts nudes on their adult platform does mean you have blanket consent to send them a pic of your genitals. It’s always nice to ask first - you consent to see their nudes when you subscribe, but they haven’t consented to see your genitals so just fucking ask first?? Okay???
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If you make your genitals your pfp, even on a pornsite, you gross me the fuck out and give flasher vibes.
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you make your genitals your pfp, even on a pornsite, you gross me the fuck out and give flasher vibes.
I want to cum 😭😭😭
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I want to cum 😭😭😭
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𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.. 🔪
September 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.. 🔪
I'm in such a conundrum rn.
So there's this sextoy that's on sale, that I kinda want cuz it can be controlled by someone else via their phone, but, I haven't been able to cum for over a year and a half now.
And I'm just.. do I buy it?? In hopes that I can actually cum again soon..?
So there's this sextoy that's on sale, that I kinda want cuz it can be controlled by someone else via their phone, but, I haven't been able to cum for over a year and a half now.
And I'm just.. do I buy it?? In hopes that I can actually cum again soon..?
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm in such a conundrum rn.
So there's this sextoy that's on sale, that I kinda want cuz it can be controlled by someone else via their phone, but, I haven't been able to cum for over a year and a half now.
And I'm just.. do I buy it?? In hopes that I can actually cum again soon..?
So there's this sextoy that's on sale, that I kinda want cuz it can be controlled by someone else via their phone, but, I haven't been able to cum for over a year and a half now.
And I'm just.. do I buy it?? In hopes that I can actually cum again soon..?
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good morning, may I have you for breakfast?
June 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Good morning, may I have you for breakfast?
Happy Pride month y'all! Remember, if you're attracted to me, you're a lil bit gay 😘
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Pride month y'all! Remember, if you're attracted to me, you're a lil bit gay 😘
Stuck in the hospital for a week, hope this treatment will work
May 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Stuck in the hospital for a week, hope this treatment will work
www.eswalliance.org/rights_not_r...
If anyone would want to help out and sign this, as Sweden is looking to ban SW, and hopefully we may stop the ban from getting through
Any signatures and shares would be much appreciated!
If anyone would want to help out and sign this, as Sweden is looking to ban SW, and hopefully we may stop the ban from getting through
Any signatures and shares would be much appreciated!
Open Letter: Sweden Must Reject the Expansion of Sex Work Criminalisation: Protect Rights, Not Repression
www.eswalliance.org
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
www.eswalliance.org/rights_not_r...
If anyone would want to help out and sign this, as Sweden is looking to ban SW, and hopefully we may stop the ban from getting through
Any signatures and shares would be much appreciated!
If anyone would want to help out and sign this, as Sweden is looking to ban SW, and hopefully we may stop the ban from getting through
Any signatures and shares would be much appreciated!
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Please sign, this is so important. The Nordic Model KILLS SWs. www.change.org/p/stop-the-n...
We Can Make an Impact.
STOP the Nordic Model & SAVE Britain!
www.change.org
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Please sign, this is so important. The Nordic Model KILLS SWs. www.change.org/p/stop-the-n...
How are women so gorgeous. Y'all deserve to be worshipped, good lord
March 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How are women so gorgeous. Y'all deserve to be worshipped, good lord
Hvis noen av mine norske følgere/sexworkers har noen Svenske SW's som kunne sendt de Cara's vei, så hadde det vært flott. Handler om noen lover som mulig skal settes i verk der borte.
x.com/scandidreamg...
#NorwegianSexworkers #SwedishSexworkers
x.com/scandidreamg...
#NorwegianSexworkers #SwedishSexworkers
Cara on X: "Hej på grund av ett lagförslag vill jag komma i kontakt med andra sexarbetare i Sverige, skicka ett DM till mig här eller på en annan plattform och dela gärna vidare!" / X
Hej på grund av ett lagförslag vill jag komma i kontakt med andra sexarbetare i Sverige, skicka ett DM till mig här eller på en annan plattform och dela gärna vidare!
x.com
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hvis noen av mine norske følgere/sexworkers har noen Svenske SW's som kunne sendt de Cara's vei, så hadde det vært flott. Handler om noen lover som mulig skal settes i verk der borte.
x.com/scandidreamg...
#NorwegianSexworkers #SwedishSexworkers
x.com/scandidreamg...
#NorwegianSexworkers #SwedishSexworkers
Go go go 😍🙏
NOMINATE EACH DAY FOR COSPLAY STREAMER AND CLIP CREATOR!! 🥹💖 FOR MY BDAY PLEASEEEEE
xma.show/fans/
xma.show/fans/
March 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Go go go 😍🙏
March 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm struggling with feeling sexy and spicy when my body isn't working properly. I really hope I can get out of this slump, it's rough out here
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm struggling with feeling sexy and spicy when my body isn't working properly. I really hope I can get out of this slump, it's rough out here
I just want a squishy, warm and soft cuddle partner, who doesn't mind switching spoon-roles from time to time
February 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just want a squishy, warm and soft cuddle partner, who doesn't mind switching spoon-roles from time to time