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You know what. I think an ending like that is exactly what Clara would have wanted
May 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Close enough welcome back pro-ana tumblr
March 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Who the fuck in The Pitt writing room is a furry
March 6, 2026 at 6:17 AM
All I wanted to do was post on my Facebook a link to my Bluesky account. And I had to rewrite the post three times because the cursor kept moving around and breaking up words I had already typed. Just trying to tell my friends to try this out as a better social media platform. Yea. yea
February 27, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Driving in Virginia is not as bad as people make it out to be. For example, you’ll see so many stupid license plates on the road. Here are some of my favorites
February 27, 2026 at 6:44 AM
When 2016 was over people were saying it was the worst year in the 21st century. Why are we feeling nostalgic for it now?
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
If the one positive moment we have from TLOAS era is the Opalite music video… so be it!
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
There’s something so fascinating about the “jelly roll makes music for people who…” jokes bc they just stick so much more than one liners about other artists. Such a clear picture is painted in my head when I think of a jelly roll fan. But I think there’s some more variety that can be said here
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
so what exactly was the plan with Cher receiving her lifetime achievement award and then going right to announcing ROTY? Watching it live was an entertaining slow motion car crash but the more I think about it, the more confused I am. What was that dress rehearsal like
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I think I deserve a lobotomy for this
December 5, 2024 at 4:36 AM