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patiencezero.bsky.social
PatienceZero
@patiencezero.bsky.social
Mostly I wanted to get this name before anyone else could. Expect pictures and stories of my cats, thoughts on movies, and who knows what. Can be found at https://letterboxd.com/PatienceZero/. Currently setting up a cat sitting business.
He’s not orange at all but he‘s got thoughts (because he isn’t orange) -
September 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
September 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
September 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Unfortunately, the chaotic cat component means having freestyle rolls sitting nearby. This jerk made that happen -
September 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Someone who is aghast and disturbed at seeing posts
August 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
“Brother“ Chesnut is immune to any outward charms -
July 20, 2026 at 6:32 AM
This is a dividing line in our household. The tuxxie, Chicory, dislike when my wife signs at him. He purrs when I do.

Here is a motherfucker -
July 20, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I just saw a commercial for this and I’m sorry.
June 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
We all get a bit in the dumps sometimes, but I think you can turn this around buddy.
April 26, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Still waiting for the HD version of this TV I had when I was 10 (that I gave to my brother in 2020) -

i.redd.it/3g0u2trx6rl9...
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
They’re weird little guys. Faceplant baby is Chicory, leggy boy is Chestnut.
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
As depicted here.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Lest we forget his tenure as a background Elvis on The Golden Girls. Does he have Bea Arthur’s, Estelle Getty’s, Betty White’s, or Rue McClanahan’s feet pics?

i.ytimg.com/vi/gM6D7qf8J...
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Illuminated by the ancient laptop.
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My wife got this absolutely perfect moment that fits perfectly three years ago. The old girl in the background is no longer with us but I’m sure she’s haunting happily!
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And sometimes “brother” is pretty and dumb all at once.
September 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sometimes he’s Kubrickian, sometimes he’s not.
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fairuza Balk, am I right?

media.tenor.com/D1EGxUAdH-wA...
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
September 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Being from Akron, OH, this resonates.
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Like a collapsed marionette.
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
August 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM