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The bull at @dominos-pizza.bsky.social is Hiv negative 💔
it Ain't right, the things these all knowing powers seem to want from me! They want the sun gone! They want the sun Back! They want the sun turned into a cone! They want it inverted, outverted, inverted again! Those damned beasts wouldn't know a star if it kissed their wife on the bosom.......
October 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
it Ain't right, the things these all knowing powers seem to want from me! They want the sun gone! They want the sun Back! They want the sun turned into a cone! They want it inverted, outverted, inverted again! Those damned beasts wouldn't know a star if it kissed their wife on the bosom.......
Goodness!! i heard my dogs (my friends) upstairs causing quite a ruckus and/or commotion (regionally dependent) only to find one of them had managed to excrete a fete! (us)
October 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Goodness!! i heard my dogs (my friends) upstairs causing quite a ruckus and/or commotion (regionally dependent) only to find one of them had managed to excrete a fete! (us)
I only like my snakes tender and pulled to a crisp 40000000 degrease kelvin
October 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I only like my snakes tender and pulled to a crisp 40000000 degrease kelvin
Orange geffery just weed wacked my wife
October 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Orange geffery just weed wacked my wife
Almost became a father just now. That’s nuts (literally!)
October 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Almost became a father just now. That’s nuts (literally!)
How do I tell my barber I want this without directly saying what it is?
October 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
How do I tell my barber I want this without directly saying what it is?
I wish for nothing but peace, love, and prosperity between the people of the United States and the Peoples republic of China
October 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I wish for nothing but peace, love, and prosperity between the people of the United States and the Peoples republic of China
What are you gonna do big guy, shit on me?
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September 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Needs fermented horse smegma instead
Fish, fried hard, seasoned so right that it didn’t need hot sauce.
September 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Needs fermented horse smegma instead
Mario duper at your service
September 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Mario duper at your service
This is the evil kool-aid man. Just a look into the demented mind of... im not sure who birthed him tbh
September 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is the evil kool-aid man. Just a look into the demented mind of... im not sure who birthed him tbh
Team lead Tony introducing invasive species into a functioning ecosystem
September 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Team lead Tony introducing invasive species into a functioning ecosystem
Team lead Tony up in the Blue Bunny icecream factory making sure the spongepops come out fucked up
September 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Team lead Tony up in the Blue Bunny icecream factory making sure the spongepops come out fucked up
Team lead Tony when he catches you smiling at the truck line
September 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Team lead Tony when he catches you smiling at the truck line
Team lead Tony out here keeping the therapy industry alive and fed
September 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Team lead Tony out here keeping the therapy industry alive and fed
How Team lead Tony sees Benjamin Netanyahu
Angry Birds The Movie Mighty Eagle
ALT: Angry Birds The Movie Mighty Eagle
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September 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How Team lead Tony sees Benjamin Netanyahu
Everytime I see a recycling option at a restaurant I’m motivated to throw everything into the garbage
September 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Everytime I see a recycling option at a restaurant I’m motivated to throw everything into the garbage
White people be like: Yerm! 😋
September 26, 2026 at 5:13 AM
White people be like: Yerm! 😋
Girl, don’t wash your Philip. I like it marinated
September 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Girl, don’t wash your Philip. I like it marinated
America Will Crumble Under the Might OF THe Fucking Stinkly
September 26, 2026 at 4:44 AM
America Will Crumble Under the Might OF THe Fucking Stinkly
Welcome back king. You stink now
September 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Welcome back king. You stink now
Philip Stinkly To Be Exact
September 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Philip Stinkly To Be Exact