FINDING PATTERSBY
@patterspod.bsky.social
Weird fiction audio drama about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author
Also the ghostwriter is a liar.
https://www.patterspod.com/listen
https://linktr.ee/patterspod
By Ryan Sandoval
Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
Also the ghostwriter is a liar.
https://www.patterspod.com/listen
https://linktr.ee/patterspod
By Ryan Sandoval
Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Guess what - with the release of our Season Finale yesterday you can now binge our whole season.
It's a beautiful strange and most importantly hilarious journey if we do say so ourselves
(writed by humans)
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It's a beautiful strange and most importantly hilarious journey if we do say so ourselves
(writed by humans)
linktr.ee/patterspod
Man I gotta make some money doing what I love FAST
September 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Man I gotta make some money doing what I love FAST
First felt it was a goof when my stepfamily got me a real cemetery headstone that read "Cause of Death: Adulting & Shenanigans" and then became abundantly clear they were not joking at me
September 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
First felt it was a goof when my stepfamily got me a real cemetery headstone that read "Cause of Death: Adulting & Shenanigans" and then became abundantly clear they were not joking at me
Need a good activewear top hat - sweatpants material, heather grey and tall
September 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Need a good activewear top hat - sweatpants material, heather grey and tall
TFW you're experiencing a high volume of customers
September 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
TFW you're experiencing a high volume of customers
Ideal handshake for me involves an imperceptible, magician like moment prior where I can wipe the guaranteed sweat from palms before completing skin to skin contact
September 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Ideal handshake for me involves an imperceptible, magician like moment prior where I can wipe the guaranteed sweat from palms before completing skin to skin contact
Not a good sign when kids are washing out of my child's very modest public school like its Harvard
September 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Not a good sign when kids are washing out of my child's very modest public school like its Harvard
When push comes to shove and I had the chance to watch anything I wanted while wife is away what do I choose? Not Band of Brothers, not latest Dune.
But Mortal Kombat II
*sigh*
But Mortal Kombat II
*sigh*
September 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
When push comes to shove and I had the chance to watch anything I wanted while wife is away what do I choose? Not Band of Brothers, not latest Dune.
But Mortal Kombat II
*sigh*
But Mortal Kombat II
*sigh*
Not looking forward to Thanksgiving chiefly because my family is the fighters from Killer Instinct including Riptor, Fulgore AND living skeleton Spinal
September 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Not looking forward to Thanksgiving chiefly because my family is the fighters from Killer Instinct including Riptor, Fulgore AND living skeleton Spinal
"Who steals my purse steals trash"
-Shakespeare
-Shakespeare
September 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"Who steals my purse steals trash"
-Shakespeare
-Shakespeare
Ugh, I can't with the new title of the next Fast n Furious sequel:
"Turns Out We've Been Slightly TOO Furious"
🙄
"Turns Out We've Been Slightly TOO Furious"
🙄
September 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Ugh, I can't with the new title of the next Fast n Furious sequel:
"Turns Out We've Been Slightly TOO Furious"
🙄
"Turns Out We've Been Slightly TOO Furious"
🙄
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Come see us at Long Beach Comic-Con, where we will be presenting a panel on weird and wacky superhero movies! Sept. 5th, 8:30PM, Room 101B at the venerable Long Beach Convention Center www.tixr.com/groups/lbcon...
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August 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Come see us at Long Beach Comic-Con, where we will be presenting a panel on weird and wacky superhero movies! Sept. 5th, 8:30PM, Room 101B at the venerable Long Beach Convention Center www.tixr.com/groups/lbcon...
The results are in and turns out you've been saying a Tony Award winning musical all wrong: it's pronounced
"Jesus Christ-"
*pinches nasal bridge in exasperation*
"Superstar."
"Jesus Christ-"
*pinches nasal bridge in exasperation*
"Superstar."
September 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The results are in and turns out you've been saying a Tony Award winning musical all wrong: it's pronounced
"Jesus Christ-"
*pinches nasal bridge in exasperation*
"Superstar."
"Jesus Christ-"
*pinches nasal bridge in exasperation*
"Superstar."
So Frankie Pulitzer, Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce walk into a bar...
September 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
So Frankie Pulitzer, Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce walk into a bar...
Meanwhile you can buy our indie thriller comedy book with 0% Mr Beast in it for pennies on the dollar
www.patterspod.com/shop
www.patterspod.com/shop
September 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Meanwhile you can buy our indie thriller comedy book with 0% Mr Beast in it for pennies on the dollar
www.patterspod.com/shop
www.patterspod.com/shop
You'll have to wake up PRETTY early in the morning if you wanna fool Paul Schrader
September 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
You'll have to wake up PRETTY early in the morning if you wanna fool Paul Schrader
Once again in good company
September 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Once again in good company
I sound like a dog
September 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I sound like a dog
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I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there.
August 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there.
Good job Weezer
music.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Oz...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Oz...
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YouTube video by Weezer - Topic
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September 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Good job Weezer
music.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Oz...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Oz...
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ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv
September 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv
Likely won't ever own a house but YOU can own my heart by listening and sharing and Internet
www.patterspod.com
www.patterspod.com
Finding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery Podcast
Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery set in the underbelly of 90s thriller book publishing
www.patterspod.com
August 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Likely won't ever own a house but YOU can own my heart by listening and sharing and Internet
www.patterspod.com
www.patterspod.com
One thing I'm seeing is that "design any flyer" is so convenient that the lazy person(s) using it is made even lazier - too lazy to explore anything because that's what drew them to AI in the first place so it's just average boring clip art again
We don't use AI because it's antihuman and it sucks
We don't use AI because it's antihuman and it sucks
Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it.
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
August 31, 2026 at 4:13 AM
One thing I'm seeing is that "design any flyer" is so convenient that the lazy person(s) using it is made even lazier - too lazy to explore anything because that's what drew them to AI in the first place so it's just average boring clip art again
We don't use AI because it's antihuman and it sucks
We don't use AI because it's antihuman and it sucks
We are the drivers ed students who they learned it was bad to show Red Asphalt to
August 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We are the drivers ed students who they learned it was bad to show Red Asphalt to
Between gems like
"Let's kick some mind-butt!"
and
"Deep fried water"
I am comfortable in the knowledge my daughter is funny
"Let's kick some mind-butt!"
and
"Deep fried water"
I am comfortable in the knowledge my daughter is funny
August 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Between gems like
"Let's kick some mind-butt!"
and
"Deep fried water"
I am comfortable in the knowledge my daughter is funny
"Let's kick some mind-butt!"
and
"Deep fried water"
I am comfortable in the knowledge my daughter is funny