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Steev
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Currently falling down stairs
Week and a half into my unlimited pasta pass at Olive Garden

Down 2 pounds but that’s with an hour of weight lifting and running a 5k everyday too.

Already sick of the food but what can ya do. The staff all know me by name now too.

I love manufacturing my own torture
September 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
A thing about being a ghost hunter you don’t hear about too much is how angry people get when you debunk their stuff.

Like I proved your house isn’t haunted and you’re mad at ME?
August 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yall ever forget that Biden was president for a lil bit ?
May 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*walks in with matcha and a labubu*

Sorry guys. The bus was late. Hey, have you heard this new song Golden by Kpop Demon Hunters?

*pulls out phone to play it and sees a push notification*

Oh my god Charlie Kirk died
May 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Are we allowed to be pro Palestine on this bad app yet or do u still get banned or worse , marked as rude ?
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wait did this app really ban Dril for being anti-Epstein.

This app is very amazing for many reasons.
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Uber says im a good person #LockedIn #GodsAngel
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Enjoying Pluribus so far. Vince shows are usually slow burns that ramp up and this one is already getting wild.

Honestly interested in how they intend to keep going given the way the plot heavily limits introducing new characters.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I won two Labubus in a claw machine and they’re the same color I’m mad
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sorry for swearing on Bluesky but yesterday was heckin scary :// there were ghouls and devils walking around.
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don’t agree with Bluesky’s tradition of “BlueSky Friday Night Fun” which involves blowing up small animals and the elderly with big red sticks of dynamite on Friday nights.

It’s very rude and is a bad behavior culture to support.
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Went viral on Twitter again and the death threats i got weren’t even that good. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The stripper actually likes me because I’ve completed her 5 side quests
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@bloodwhorne.bsky.social how are we feeling about bloodlines 2? I only found out today that it’s out next week.
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Calling a podcast new in 2015?. #NotMyPresident
More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode.

We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Columbus Day ? I’d rather dedicate a night to him bc he was a dark guy who did bad things

Please leave a like and follow if this post meant something emotional to you.
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This album is what happens when a fairly boring billionaire with political leanings they’d rather not have public runs out of things to say.
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How do I make bluesky’s algo good
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You’d think being the chainsaw guy at haunted house would be fun but it’s mainly just hiding in the back trying to fix a chainsaw that breaks every 20 minutes
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Working at a haunted house is so fun. I should’ve been doing this my whole life
September 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Imagine getting raptured months before GTA6 comes out. I’d be so mad. Send me back.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I got excited watching a commercial about a new mop and I think this is the end for me.
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Got bit by a labubu.
September 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cmon Bluesky. Become profitable and desirable for brands and companies so I can sell my @ to those dweebs at happy Madison for $100,000 so I can order DoorDash
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hate that dominos commercial about people not knowing dominos never debuted stuffed crust before

Like are you stupid. How did you not know that. Get educated. Read a book. This is baby shit. I’m so mad right now
July 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM