Paul Wallace
@paulwallace.at
Generally flat with a mixed surface but not particularly fast.
Thoughts and Prayers.
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Thoughts and Prayers.
I'll take a 2014 League Cup. It was a Mickey Mouse cup back then, but a major trophy these days.
September 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I'll take a 2014 League Cup. It was a Mickey Mouse cup back then, but a major trophy these days.
Batting for a draw on Day 2?
September 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Batting for a draw on Day 2?
I work with a few people who are wallopable.
September 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I work with a few people who are wallopable.
A lot of football people I mix with don't want it. Just look at video from a World Cup fan zone when a goal is scored, for the reason why.
September 24, 2026 at 7:38 AM
A lot of football people I mix with don't want it. Just look at video from a World Cup fan zone when a goal is scored, for the reason why.
As I get older, I find white vinegar is the new WD-40. I turn to it to solve a lot of problems.
September 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
As I get older, I find white vinegar is the new WD-40. I turn to it to solve a lot of problems.
Same, but I'm just a bloke who writes software.
September 23, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Same, but I'm just a bloke who writes software.
Oh, yea, same at our school. I think there was a dance by some 3rd years. I was at the back of the hall and just saw an occasional hand fly up.
September 23, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Oh, yea, same at our school. I think there was a dance by some 3rd years. I was at the back of the hall and just saw an occasional hand fly up.
Social Media was supposed to be for enjoyment, not battling cunts while I'm sat on the sofa waiting for a cup.of tea and a biscuit.
September 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Social Media was supposed to be for enjoyment, not battling cunts while I'm sat on the sofa waiting for a cup.of tea and a biscuit.
Getting a Dog to encourage Cats you don't own and definitely don't live in your house, to bugger off, is wonderful stuff.
September 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Getting a Dog to encourage Cats you don't own and definitely don't live in your house, to bugger off, is wonderful stuff.
I would happily approve of my Tax contribution to go towards a civil servant to visit the parish council to begin negotiations.
September 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I would happily approve of my Tax contribution to go towards a civil servant to visit the parish council to begin negotiations.
I've just had to check my cousin Gary is OK. He seems to be standing between Stalin and David Tenants mate.
September 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I've just had to check my cousin Gary is OK. He seems to be standing between Stalin and David Tenants mate.
I thought it was some German idiom at first. At least your passion for nature and wildlife came across so well it made the headline!
September 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I thought it was some German idiom at first. At least your passion for nature and wildlife came across so well it made the headline!
Thanks for the commentary fellers!
September 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Thanks for the commentary fellers!
September 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
How did the Giraffes get involved?
September 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
How did the Giraffes get involved?
Judging by how may masked men got off at Sandwich - none. Hiding there faces all the way back to their cars parked a few miles away. Hopefully someone has been taking down number plates.
September 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Judging by how may masked men got off at Sandwich - none. Hiding there faces all the way back to their cars parked a few miles away. Hopefully someone has been taking down number plates.
A couple of hundred got off in Sandwich.. Cowards still had their faces covered.
September 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A couple of hundred got off in Sandwich.. Cowards still had their faces covered.
Didn't see this coming. I had 'nervously pacing the garden' pencilled in for 4 o'clock. I'll have to Hoover the car now.
September 5, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Didn't see this coming. I had 'nervously pacing the garden' pencilled in for 4 o'clock. I'll have to Hoover the car now.
Did not expect this to be over by Lunch.
September 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Did not expect this to be over by Lunch.
You've got to suspect some sort of automation picks the image.
September 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You've got to suspect some sort of automation picks the image.
David Hemmings and Michael Apted too according to IMDB. Yorkshire Telly had quite the talent pool!
August 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
David Hemmings and Michael Apted too according to IMDB. Yorkshire Telly had quite the talent pool!