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Paul
@pblankemeyer.bsky.social
When I’m dead just throw me in the trash. He/him
I made it through not one but TWO concerts this week without alcohol 🙌
September 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Made it through an eagles game without a sip of alcohol 💪
September 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Quitting drinking to save money for my newfound Pokemon addiction
August 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It’s back to therapy we go!
August 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The right-wing propaganda on Facebook is off the charts this week
July 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This may be the biggest Philly sports signing in my lifetime?
July 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Blessed to be living in a World Cup host city ⚽️
June 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’m doing a run through of every Zelda game over the next few weeks and it’s doing wonders for my mental health
April 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Posting this everywhere because I’m obsessed
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
SANTA’S COMING TONIGHT, TONIGHT! SANTA’S COMING TONIGHT!
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is now a VJ Edgecombe fan account
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The clown emoji is so powerful
June 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s Warped Tour weekend!
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If I had a beer for every flight of mine that was delayed 4 hours this weekend I would have two beers and believe me when I say I need those two beers right now
June 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The world has been very shitty lately but at least I got to pet this deer
May 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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People are asking a lot of questions answered by my t-shirt
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Happy National Beer Day to those celebrating 🍻
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What did I do to deserve seeing White Lotus spoilers on instagram?
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Babe wake up, Brand New reunion tour
March 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Brought my girl Lottie to our latest protest 💙
March 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Can’t believe I get to see the Country Bears Christmas overlay this year (provided the world hasn’t ended by then)
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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wow, this is worse than I thought
March 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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We’re about to “sorry wrong chat” ourselves into WWIII and I am absolutely here for it
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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at least he just came out and said "we are not going to do anything and are waiting for our constituents to fix our mess by taking to the streets to get killed by police"
Schumer: "If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory ... our entire democracy is at risk. I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, the public will rise up. Democrats will fight it in every single way ... autocrats only succeed if the public lets them."
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM