Pennsylvania Kite Weather
@pennakiteweather.bsky.social
(He, 30) [18+ only] Professional writer and hobbyist kink fic author. Call me Penna! Collect my pages @ deviantart.com/pennakiteweather & FA/AO3/Swelltales/BI.org.
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My reaction when I boot up FF14 and the funny cat girl doesn’t blow up like a balloon even once.
Deviantart lied to me….
Deviantart lied to me….
October 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My reaction when I boot up FF14 and the funny cat girl doesn’t blow up like a balloon even once.
Deviantart lied to me….
Deviantart lied to me….
The joys of an algorithm recommending a video of a Japanese man who’s spent 50 years serving delicious $5 bowls of handmade soba to hungry workers while I reheat pizza and sliders for dinner
October 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The joys of an algorithm recommending a video of a Japanese man who’s spent 50 years serving delicious $5 bowls of handmade soba to hungry workers while I reheat pizza and sliders for dinner
Checked my DeviantArt profile for the first time in 9 days and not a single notification. 🥲 Oh dear. Writing might be becoming a dead form or DA is becoming a dead site.
October 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Checked my DeviantArt profile for the first time in 9 days and not a single notification. 🥲 Oh dear. Writing might be becoming a dead form or DA is becoming a dead site.
It’s hard to fall asleep on a train but it’s also just so cozy. I wrote close to 3000 words just half-awake this whole journey back down to the south. So much nicer than a plane.
October 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
It’s hard to fall asleep on a train but it’s also just so cozy. I wrote close to 3000 words just half-awake this whole journey back down to the south. So much nicer than a plane.
Hiiiii this isn’t fucking working
On my paid time off I didn’t expect to be sick for three days when I had my downtime at my hotel after seeing everyone I wanted to meet on my trip. I’m behind the ball but thinking of pulling an all-nighter on the train to see how much of 11 days I can get in
On my paid time off I didn’t expect to be sick for three days when I had my downtime at my hotel after seeing everyone I wanted to meet on my trip. I’m behind the ball but thinking of pulling an all-nighter on the train to see how much of 11 days I can get in
I’m pretty sure I’m going to do Octummber 2026.
With the prompts coming a month early I have plenty of time to get a head-start. Still thinking about the approach, but part of me is leaning towards a continuous full-length with every prompt its own chapter.
With the prompts coming a month early I have plenty of time to get a head-start. Still thinking about the approach, but part of me is leaning towards a continuous full-length with every prompt its own chapter.
October 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Hiiiii this isn’t fucking working
On my paid time off I didn’t expect to be sick for three days when I had my downtime at my hotel after seeing everyone I wanted to meet on my trip. I’m behind the ball but thinking of pulling an all-nighter on the train to see how much of 11 days I can get in
On my paid time off I didn’t expect to be sick for three days when I had my downtime at my hotel after seeing everyone I wanted to meet on my trip. I’m behind the ball but thinking of pulling an all-nighter on the train to see how much of 11 days I can get in
Now I’m sick on my solo vacation stuck in my hotel bed with a headache and stuffy sinuses.
Can’t really bring myself to write much. This suuucks.
Can’t really bring myself to write much. This suuucks.
October 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Now I’m sick on my solo vacation stuck in my hotel bed with a headache and stuffy sinuses.
Can’t really bring myself to write much. This suuucks.
Can’t really bring myself to write much. This suuucks.
I just got to my hotel room for the next four nights and there’s a man I hear fuckin snoring through the connecting door fuuuuuck meeeee
October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I just got to my hotel room for the next four nights and there’s a man I hear fuckin snoring through the connecting door fuuuuuck meeeee
Be me functioning on a grand total of 45 minutes of sleep since boarding an Amtrak 12 hours ago:
Seeking the Pearl for absolutely no reason:
Seeking the Pearl for absolutely no reason:
October 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Be me functioning on a grand total of 45 minutes of sleep since boarding an Amtrak 12 hours ago:
Seeking the Pearl for absolutely no reason:
Seeking the Pearl for absolutely no reason:
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COMMISSIONS OPEN INDEFINITELY
I am in serious financial problem and I need every dollar I can get. 50$ for a trad pinup - reposts appreciated.
I am in serious financial problem and I need every dollar I can get. 50$ for a trad pinup - reposts appreciated.
July 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
COMMISSIONS OPEN INDEFINITELY
I am in serious financial problem and I need every dollar I can get. 50$ for a trad pinup - reposts appreciated.
I am in serious financial problem and I need every dollar I can get. 50$ for a trad pinup - reposts appreciated.
Re-read my latest story in full for the first time since I uploaded it. I love this part a ton.
Developing these characters has really made me eager to write a sequel someday.
Developing these characters has really made me eager to write a sequel someday.
September 29, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Re-read my latest story in full for the first time since I uploaded it. I love this part a ton.
Developing these characters has really made me eager to write a sequel someday.
Developing these characters has really made me eager to write a sequel someday.
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comm for @pennakiteweather.bsky.social
September 27, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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If you fill a mermaid full of fruity gel like for donuts and all, is it a jelly-fish or a gummy worm
September 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If you fill a mermaid full of fruity gel like for donuts and all, is it a jelly-fish or a gummy worm
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I’ve lost the coin flip six straight times regarding whether or not a five star I’ve rolled is the banner umamusume
My ccount is definitely cursed
My ccount is definitely cursed
September 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I’ve lost the coin flip six straight times regarding whether or not a five star I’ve rolled is the banner umamusume
My ccount is definitely cursed
My ccount is definitely cursed
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Happy bisexuality visibility day!
September 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Happy bisexuality visibility day!
I’ve begun the arduous process of trying to earn the King Halo Completionist title which may completely break me but would give me something to do while grinding bond points for her casual outfit.
The first step: worthy dirt-eating grandparents
The first step: worthy dirt-eating grandparents
September 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I’ve begun the arduous process of trying to earn the King Halo Completionist title which may completely break me but would give me something to do while grinding bond points for her casual outfit.
The first step: worthy dirt-eating grandparents
The first step: worthy dirt-eating grandparents
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NEW STORY!
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
Swell Tales: Erotic stories of Growth and Expansion
Providing tales and stories of expansion from breast to full-body and everything in between. Swell Tales is the go-to site for all things expansion literature.
swelltales.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
NEW STORY!
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
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Some magic-based giant growth sound like fun? Well 'My Friend Lughnasa' by PennaKiteWeatha was just uploaded and it's ready to deliver! https://swelltales.com/Home/ReadTale?pTaleId=4765
Swell Tales: Erotic stories of Growth and Expansion
Providing tales and stories of expansion from breast to full-body and everything in between. Swell Tales is the go-to site for all things expansion literature.
swelltales.com
September 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Some magic-based giant growth sound like fun? Well 'My Friend Lughnasa' by PennaKiteWeatha was just uploaded and it's ready to deliver! https://swelltales.com/Home/ReadTale?pTaleId=4765
NEW STORY!
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
Swell Tales: Erotic stories of Growth and Expansion
Providing tales and stories of expansion from breast to full-body and everything in between. Swell Tales is the go-to site for all things expansion literature.
swelltales.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
NEW STORY!
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
It’s uh. My longest standalone story I’ve done at 12.5k words. Currently a SwellTales exclusive. It’s magic-induced giantess growth and breast expansion—and it’s got the most emotionally driven and complete narrative arc I think I’ve ever made.
Check it out!
swelltales.com/Home/ReadTal...
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“I want to keep writing about this world I’m making but I’m stuck :(“
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“I want to keep writing about this world I’m making but I’m stuck :(“
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
“I want to keep writing about this world I’m making but I’m stuck :(“
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“I want to keep writing about this world I’m making but I’m stuck :(“
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
In that case how about a fucking weather report? Or a news article/town crier story
I sound angry but I’m serious; if you can’t think of something compelling your characters could be doing—in their setting—to further their goals
Fuuuuck I ate so much leftover food for dinner and now I’m too sleepy to writeee
September 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Fuuuuck I ate so much leftover food for dinner and now I’m too sleepy to writeee
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Wolfgirl who howls with laughter after she makes your dad bust into your room to check on the noise she’s making from getting tummy rubs
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Wolfgirl who howls with laughter after she makes your dad bust into your room to check on the noise she’s making from getting tummy rubs