Alan
@perthalan.bsky.social
You’ll have to handle this, I’ve been drinking. In Perth but support St Mirren.
'A contagion of buffoonery ravaged St Mirren'. Magnificent.
'Where on occasion in the first half Gogić wore the expression of a head chef ready to ladle hot soup over a hapless pot washer, now he was composure itself...'
📝My latest Slow Match Report is on Nutmeg FC now ⬇️
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📝My latest Slow Match Report is on Nutmeg FC now ⬇️
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The Slow Match Report: St Mirren 1 Partick Thistle 0
After the slapstick first-half entertainment, Jags’ playoff jitters prove well-founded as Marcus thrusts the fatal blow in Paisley
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May 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
'A contagion of buffoonery ravaged St Mirren'. Magnificent.
Death, taxes and @stmirren.com losing to Kilmarnock at new year
January 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Death, taxes and @stmirren.com losing to Kilmarnock at new year
Reposted by Alan
Tonight Bjúgnakrækir (Sausage Swiper), the 9th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He hides in the rafters and steals sausages that are hung up there for smoking.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Tonight Bjúgnakrækir (Sausage Swiper), the 9th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He hides in the rafters and steals sausages that are hung up there for smoking.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Reposted by Alan
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
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It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14