Call of duty is like a gpu, you buy every 10th one just for it to be basically the same as the last one but with worse “improvements”

I eat aquarium rocks

I wish I could roll down the window of a plane

I have a revolutionary idea.. Cheesy bread, but instead of cheese it’s just bread. And you could also do pizza but the cheese is dough, so many possibilities that no company’s are taking

Every day I realize there are some people who prefer the illumination grinch movie over the Jim Carey movie I hurt a little more