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Basil ΘΔ
@pestoyote.bsky.social
Steezy Michael

I'm illiterate stop texting me

Nouns: yote/triangle/creechur
September 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
"Is Mr. Pringle italian?"
- @knabewolf.bsky.social
September 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Sorry bro cant hang today im inserting myself into the nut grinder
September 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Why do grocery stores make my brain shut off man. Its like the bigger the aisles the bigger the dissociative episode.
September 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My body is a machine that turns Lovesac window shopping into 54 hours of community service
September 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The grand Phillip
September 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
@knabewolf.bsky.social remember when we took this picture 😭
September 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
There are invisible appraisers entering my living room every 14 calendar minutes
September 14, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Sitting back in my Versace jersey trunks eating crêpes made with fillings inaccessible to the French
September 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Going on a crêpe adventure
September 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Canid facilities
September 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I am this peculiar at every function. If u dont fw this energy dont be inviting me to ur kickbacks
September 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Non-standard bovines
September 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Accounts unpayable
September 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
this place is real and I have a spray bottle to prove it. watch out.

a PineconePaladin comic commission
www.furaffinity.net/view/65866094/
August 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Tamagotchi but with protein in it
August 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Yo whats up my name is Hawtdawg Witmustard
August 30, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This may be the most beautifully cryptic poster I've ever laid eyes upon
August 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
She lmeon on my 7 til i grape myself
August 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
If you didnt love me at my *showing skin* then you dont deserve me at my fursuit
August 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Hope santa claus bring me that one gorilla lamp
August 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Bonus fruit
August 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Jarvis, create a peptide that makes my head explode
August 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Women only want me for my impeccable ability to sort niche mid 2000s indie midwest emo bands into contrived micro-genres and also my disgusting canine mawbreath its so fucking depressing man they dont see me for who i am
August 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
⚠️ WARNING!!! ⚠️
Try this out it actually works!
SEND THIS TO 15,000 of your closest ú-ğu or you will INSTANTLY get wet-willied in Kur on the nearest possible federal holiday!!
DO NOT SEND THIS TO ANYONE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS ITS SO FREAKY
August 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM