Mr Peter
@petethebolt.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Should’ve taken the opportunity to change my username.
Do you shit yourself if you get tasered?
April 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Do you shit yourself if you get tasered?
Cheese is savoury chocolate, what would happen if we put loads of sugar in cheese? Heroin?
April 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Cheese is savoury chocolate, what would happen if we put loads of sugar in cheese? Heroin?
Happy New Year everyone!
April 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Happy New Year everyone!
@bsky.app hi, after clicking on an image and zooming in, when I exit the image I’m returned to the top of my feed, only happens if I zoom in.
April 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
@bsky.app hi, after clicking on an image and zooming in, when I exit the image I’m returned to the top of my feed, only happens if I zoom in.
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This is brilliant!
March 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is brilliant!
115 - 2 on aggregate
March 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
115 - 2 on aggregate
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This is brilliant
Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂
Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman.
I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊
Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman.
I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊
March 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
This is brilliant
And it’s Dowman charging through the midfield, it’s up for grabs now!
March 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
And it’s Dowman charging through the midfield, it’s up for grabs now!
That is beautiful, what a game eh
March 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
That is beautiful, what a game eh
Oh my word Max Dowman
March 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Oh my word Max Dowman
Don’t know if you knew so thought I’d let you know
Find your Morrissey album track name by taking the first sentence from the last message you sent. Mine is "I'll Say Hello and Then Go".
March 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Don’t know if you knew so thought I’d let you know
Oh dear. They might actually go down
March 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Oh dear. They might actually go down
Are the 115 charges starting to affect City players? They’ve been wobbling for a while now
March 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Are the 115 charges starting to affect City players? They’ve been wobbling for a while now
I love beating Brighton
March 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I love beating Brighton
1 nil to The Arsenal
March 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
1 nil to The Arsenal
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Politics FACT: In the House of Commons, the Chief Whip is the one with a walnut on his head
March 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Politics FACT: In the House of Commons, the Chief Whip is the one with a walnut on his head
I think the offside line should be drawn at players feet, then you’re not penalising the attacker for timing their run or the defender for playing them onside with a shoulder
March 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I think the offside line should be drawn at players feet, then you’re not penalising the attacker for timing their run or the defender for playing them onside with a shoulder
Fucking love beating Chelsea
March 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Fucking love beating Chelsea
Oh Arsenal we love you
March 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh Arsenal we love you
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It’s perfect! Hopefully get to knock Tottenham out, wonder what the record is for goals scored by one player against a team in a season, another Eze hat trick in both legs!
February 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
It’s perfect! Hopefully get to knock Tottenham out, wonder what the record is for goals scored by one player against a team in a season, another Eze hat trick in both legs!