@phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social
The world's #1 producer and exporter of bad jokes.
Pronouns: it/thecreature.
Location: Fuck if I know.
Fandoms: Only the toxic ones.
Pronouns: it/thecreature.
Location: Fuck if I know.
Fandoms: Only the toxic ones.
Yeah but the website doesn't use shittons of water so there's no point to it.
October 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yeah but the website doesn't use shittons of water so there's no point to it.
Ralsei can't say fuck.
October 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Ralsei can't say fuck.
I see they're taking the name "Dark knight" a little too literally.
September 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I see they're taking the name "Dark knight" a little too literally.
Toby will reveal that the knight is Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Toby will reveal that the knight is Charlie Kirk.
And then complain about the fact kids don't play outside anymore.
August 27, 2026 at 1:53 PM
And then complain about the fact kids don't play outside anymore.
Who are you and what have you done with the real Rico?
July 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Who are you and what have you done with the real Rico?
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
July 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Now that pride month is over we can begin wrath month.
July 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Now that pride month is over we can begin wrath month.
Overly sarcastic productions has temporarily taken over this account.
June 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Overly sarcastic productions has temporarily taken over this account.
Ah but the good stuff wasn't perfect, therefore I will be voting for Burneverythingtothegroundism. I'm sure they'll make us a prosperous country.
June 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ah but the good stuff wasn't perfect, therefore I will be voting for Burneverythingtothegroundism. I'm sure they'll make us a prosperous country.
The funny thing about following a bunch of artists accounts is they'll post something that looks 10000 times better than anything I've ever made in my entire life and say something like "sorry it looks so bad".
June 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The funny thing about following a bunch of artists accounts is they'll post something that looks 10000 times better than anything I've ever made in my entire life and say something like "sorry it looks so bad".
I mean it does clearly state in the straight rule book on page 247 that "He who wears another mans name on his back is gay". Admittedly there's another rule on page 385 that states "Anyone who owns zero sports jerseys is gay" so being straight is kinda hard.
June 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I mean it does clearly state in the straight rule book on page 247 that "He who wears another mans name on his back is gay". Admittedly there's another rule on page 385 that states "Anyone who owns zero sports jerseys is gay" so being straight is kinda hard.
What 9000! There's no way that can be right!
June 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
What 9000! There's no way that can be right!
I already know the most important spoiler, that Papyrus is the knight.
June 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I already know the most important spoiler, that Papyrus is the knight.
I can't believe it guys Deltarune is only three tomorrows away!
June 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I can't believe it guys Deltarune is only three tomorrows away!
Devil may advocate.
June 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Devil may advocate.
SOURCE?!
June 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
SOURCE?!
An unfortunately large amount of people will refuse to take the vaccine because they think it'll turn them gay or something else equally stupid. At least cancer isn't contagious so the rest of us don't have to suffer because of them.
June 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
An unfortunately large amount of people will refuse to take the vaccine because they think it'll turn them gay or something else equally stupid. At least cancer isn't contagious so the rest of us don't have to suffer because of them.
It's made by Illumination. I'd be more surprised if it didn't suck ass.
April 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
It's made by Illumination. I'd be more surprised if it didn't suck ass.
Prepare for the announcement of TwoShot!
March 20, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Prepare for the announcement of TwoShot!