It is important, as a full professor, to continually remind others of your achievements

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My PhD was on fruit fly behaviour, but turns out I'm also an expert on global economics, geopolitics (also regional), and offer savvy financial advice not stemming from privilege!

I identify as a FULL professor so as to not confuse me with other lowly rankings

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According to bluesky, male professors have the answers to seemingly everything!

I post about my successful grants and accepted papers to share knowledge, not for vanity and ego