Phil Ball
philballauthor.bsky.social
Phil Ball
@philballauthor.bsky.social
Author, optimist, idiot.
October 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Absolutely!
August 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Here's a piece for 'The Dugout' on the Aficionados travel website, written this very week. Lots of never-before- revealed info on the Basque invasion of the EPL this season and the chaps behind it. And if you fancy the Feb trip over here, you can buy me a drink. aficionadosft.com/thebasqueinv...
August 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
May 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Wonderful stuff from Led by Donkeys. Love the way that the morons just drift past it, although one tries to unplug the truth. Kind of tells you a lot.

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Immigration makes Britain brilliant. 🇬🇧
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May 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
April 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Whilst the world goes to hell in a whatsit and a June World Cup ticket just got pricier as I blinked, this mag is still going, and is still the best, by a long shot. I first wrote for them in late 1986 and without them, 'Morbo' would never have seen the light. Here's to 40 more!
April 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Nice extract from 'Nexus'
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Tommy Robinson's song for Christmas. Hope you like it. Peace on Earth!

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Tommy Robinson is king
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"Trump accusing Ukraine of a lack of democracy is like an arsonist criticising the fire department’s safety procedures.” (Me + Chat GPT, Dec 10, 2025). 😎 Can anyone think of some more?
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You have to love this guy. Uses his money to get a twice-impeached felon halfwit into power so that he can spend 10 mins in the White House sacking 300,000 workers and then pay a fascist Brit (Tommy Robinson) to help undermine a society of which he has no understanding. Elon's a true democrat. Yeah!
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Phil Ball
HOT OFF THE PRESS: Time for Change is here!
Sick of the constant demonisation of migrants?
Want to see an alternative plan?
Our new report by @zoejardiniere.bsky.social outlines 9 steps to a system that delivers dignity for all.
Read it here: www.anothereurope.org/time-for-cha...
Time For Change: The evidence-based policies that can actually fix the immigration system
A new report from prominent migration expert Zoe Gardner has been enthusiastically welcomed by senior Labour backbenchers.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Richard Tice paraphrase of the day: 'Right-wing people have good memories. Left-wing people do not'.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Voilà. The 4 Pillars of Trumpism:
1. If you’re asked a difficult question, insult or threaten.
2. Suck up to murderers and bullies (Saudi chap, Putin, Netanyahu)
3. Refuse to accept election results that don’t go your way.
4. Spaff your dad’s money and then call everyone else a loser. Please add.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My son today from deepest Laos, showing a touching allegiance to the colours of Real Sociedad and the national flag. A fine combi.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Whilst Infantino jabbers on about his latest whizz-bang loadsamoney scheme and brownoses Trump & Saudi in a paean of praise to sportwashing, I'm driving 200k to attend this event today cos it makes me feel better about the world, at least for 90 minutes. Well done to the Basques.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Sorry, but how can you defame Trump? He's been self-defaming for his entire life. Trump suing for defamation is a contradiction in terms. And wasn't he impeached for a 2nd time for incitement of insurrection? So, sure, the BBC messed up, but ffs.....
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November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Problem is, if Reform get in, publications that tell the truth will probably be banned too.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Living the Bream. Reflections on Grimsby's wonderful win against Man Utd. Remember - it's not about football.

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Living the Bream
Roll out the barrel of adjectives!  Awesome, monumental, surreal?   Or a touch more street, like dope, sick, epic, banging?  Whatever, I prefer the old-fashioned dog’s bollox, which is of course a …
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August 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nice piece on Grimsby's Cod Almighty this mo', which is better than anything I can say. If we win, I'll write something. But for now, this is spot-on. I watched Utd beat Benfica in 1968 on our black n' white TV, and it nailed down my emotional connection to football. codalmighty.com/site/ca.php?...
August 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Wisdom's in prison,
Punks are in power,
Cometh the crooked
Cometh the hour
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August 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My mate was complaining the other day that nobody's raising a fuss about the awfulness of Gaza, Ukraine, Trump etc with actual songs - save Kneecap. Oh well....I had a go. White pensioner-rap. Maybe stick to the day-job?
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July 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That's the funniest headline I've seen this decade from the Guardian. But I prefer the take on Wikipedia: "Since the 1970s, at least 25 women have accused Donald Trump of rape, kissing and groping without consent; looking under women's skirts, and walking in on naked teenage pageant contestants"🤔
July 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's a very simple question - are these not illegal acts (see pic)? And yet the British govt intends to proscribe a bunch of harmless dudes as 'terrorists' for spraying a bit of red paint on a plane, trying to disrupt the flow of arms to Israel as it commits war crimes? Hmm🤔
June 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM