Phil Dzikiy
@phildzikiy.bsky.social
writer editor yinzer. nyc. infrequent bluesky visitor/poster
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Phil Dzikiy
@phildzikiy.bsky.social
· May 29
To me, most “posting” now is either futile or a slight variation on bits/takes that a bunch of other people are already doing - so that’s why I don’t post much anymore. It makes me feel like a cog in a boring, useless machine
Anyway I hope everyone is having a nice Wednesday
Anyway I hope everyone is having a nice Wednesday
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Yeah man that’s called “reading a book.” If your brain can’t handle multiple reading sessions, you should just try something less challenging for you
August 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Yeah man that’s called “reading a book.” If your brain can’t handle multiple reading sessions, you should just try something less challenging for you
[The Rock voice] Finally….
August 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
[The Rock voice] Finally….
I’m not going to explain what happened at the end of this game and clearly after 35+ years of watching this team I cannot be broken (or fixed, depending on how you look at it) but at one point I actually yelped in pain
FINAL: Pirates 7, Reds 8.
August 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m not going to explain what happened at the end of this game and clearly after 35+ years of watching this team I cannot be broken (or fixed, depending on how you look at it) but at one point I actually yelped in pain
ESPN was and still should be the king of “background noise” TV. You could just keep SportsCenter on all morning. Everyone used to do this.
Instead, it is now actively annoying and abrasive to have ESPN on while you’re doing other things. I don’t know anyone who does it.
Instead, it is now actively annoying and abrasive to have ESPN on while you’re doing other things. I don’t know anyone who does it.
July 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
ESPN was and still should be the king of “background noise” TV. You could just keep SportsCenter on all morning. Everyone used to do this.
Instead, it is now actively annoying and abrasive to have ESPN on while you’re doing other things. I don’t know anyone who does it.
Instead, it is now actively annoying and abrasive to have ESPN on while you’re doing other things. I don’t know anyone who does it.
It's everywhere. No place is immune. It is so depressing to walk around Brooklyn and see these signs in the windows of/in front of roughly half of the restaurants. It honestly subtracts from a sense of place in a way most people don't seem to think about—also depressing.
ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane.
Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread
www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread
www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
www.404media.co
July 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It's everywhere. No place is immune. It is so depressing to walk around Brooklyn and see these signs in the windows of/in front of roughly half of the restaurants. It honestly subtracts from a sense of place in a way most people don't seem to think about—also depressing.
It was more a war of attrition than anything else
June 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It was more a war of attrition than anything else
When a certain Mr. first added peanuts to chocolate
SCENES AT GOODBAR
May 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
When a certain Mr. first added peanuts to chocolate
*me simply wearing my Whalers hat in the wrong place at the wrong time while visiting Buffalo again for the first time in years*
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
if the sabres advance the first shithead that walks up Perry wearing a brand new whale is getting interred in a grain elevator
The king @hucklebuckets.bsky.social said it best that the Canes breaking out the Whalers uniforms is like a serial killer wearing his victim’s skin.
May 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
*me simply wearing my Whalers hat in the wrong place at the wrong time while visiting Buffalo again for the first time in years*
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Kyle Dubas prepping the offer sheet this summer
May 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Kyle Dubas prepping the offer sheet this summer
I always like seeing this old tweet because it reminds me of how the Pens won the next two Cups ☺️
April 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I always like seeing this old tweet because it reminds me of how the Pens won the next two Cups ☺️
Not sure it’s possible to come back from down 3-0 with so many forwards still MIA and only a few defensemen able to handle the puck with any confidence in their own zone, but I deeply appreciate the Pens for making this into a series
April 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Not sure it’s possible to come back from down 3-0 with so many forwards still MIA and only a few defensemen able to handle the puck with any confidence in their own zone, but I deeply appreciate the Pens for making this into a series
I'm Andy Cohen and welcome to Bravo's Watch What Happens Live!
My guest tonight is Kevin Goldschmidt, an exec at Shake Shack—and, oh by the way, Dianna Russini's HUSBAND—and our good friend Casey Wilson is also here for ALL the tea
My guest tonight is Kevin Goldschmidt, an exec at Shake Shack—and, oh by the way, Dianna Russini's HUSBAND—and our good friend Casey Wilson is also here for ALL the tea
April 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'm Andy Cohen and welcome to Bravo's Watch What Happens Live!
My guest tonight is Kevin Goldschmidt, an exec at Shake Shack—and, oh by the way, Dianna Russini's HUSBAND—and our good friend Casey Wilson is also here for ALL the tea
My guest tonight is Kevin Goldschmidt, an exec at Shake Shack—and, oh by the way, Dianna Russini's HUSBAND—and our good friend Casey Wilson is also here for ALL the tea
To be clear this type of team historically gives the Pens fits, so it does make sense, but man…these Flyers looked at the 90s Devils and said “whoa, too freewheeling.” Just nothing happening for either team
April 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
To be clear this type of team historically gives the Pens fits, so it does make sense, but man…these Flyers looked at the 90s Devils and said “whoa, too freewheeling.” Just nothing happening for either team
[The Glamorous Life]
🎶 He wants to have
The Miniature Wife
🎶 He wants to have
The Miniature Wife
April 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
[The Glamorous Life]
🎶 He wants to have
The Miniature Wife
🎶 He wants to have
The Miniature Wife
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You have appeared in 5 searches - the noose grows ever tighter. Sign up for LinkedIn Premium.
April 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
You have appeared in 5 searches - the noose grows ever tighter. Sign up for LinkedIn Premium.
This man has zero career receptions
April 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This man has zero career receptions
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Can a talking basketball just live its life without everyone on the internet getting all creeped out, damn
March 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Can a talking basketball just live its life without everyone on the internet getting all creeped out, damn
It's almost like winning 30 games (Miami OH, High Point) does tell you a little something about a team
March 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's almost like winning 30 games (Miami OH, High Point) does tell you a little something about a team
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Some people said this tournament was dead
Some people said the mid majors no longer had the juice
Some people said the madness was fleeting from March
Those people do not know ball
Some people said the mid majors no longer had the juice
Some people said the madness was fleeting from March
Those people do not know ball
March 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Some people said this tournament was dead
Some people said the mid majors no longer had the juice
Some people said the madness was fleeting from March
Those people do not know ball
Some people said the mid majors no longer had the juice
Some people said the madness was fleeting from March
Those people do not know ball
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Venezuela did something that felt revolutionary in the WBC. They had fun playing baseball.
Freedom for What?
The World Baseball Classic reminded us of something MLB has forgotten: what it means to play for something larger.
open.substack.com
March 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Venezuela did something that felt revolutionary in the WBC. They had fun playing baseball.
Just know that if you argue against Miami OH getting into the tournament, you are against the very spirit of March Madness and need to look inward - both as a sports fan and a human
March 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Just know that if you argue against Miami OH getting into the tournament, you are against the very spirit of March Madness and need to look inward - both as a sports fan and a human