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Let us dispel the myth that simply because a man can thrust his dick at great speed he knows how to fuck
July 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Let us dispel the myth that simply because a man can thrust his dick at great speed he knows how to fuck
They can make me get off the big gay boat but they can’t make me wear undergarments
July 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
They can make me get off the big gay boat but they can’t make me wear undergarments
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Happy morning after white party from me and @philip2eme.bsky.social
July 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Happy morning after white party from me and @philip2eme.bsky.social
Getting a lot of horny messages from high church Protestants for some reason
July 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Getting a lot of horny messages from high church Protestants for some reason
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Every time I open Bluesky,
May 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Every time I open Bluesky,
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The temptation to quote Shakespeare in the smut group chat
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The temptation to quote Shakespeare in the smut group chat
Snow day. OOMF asked what was under the covers so
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Snow day. OOMF asked what was under the covers so
Got too many birthday nudes
Can’t get out of bed
Can’t get out of bed
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Got too many birthday nudes
Can’t get out of bed
Can’t get out of bed
Chatting with @nyctappin.bsky.social has got me all worked up
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Chatting with @nyctappin.bsky.social has got me all worked up
Bad news: threesome didn’t happen earlier this week
Good news: we restocked thinking it would
Good news: we restocked thinking it would
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Bad news: threesome didn’t happen earlier this week
Good news: we restocked thinking it would
Good news: we restocked thinking it would
Mark your calendars
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Mark your calendars
I went on a gay cruise to Tahiti and all I got was a pearl necklace
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I went on a gay cruise to Tahiti and all I got was a pearl necklace
When my back got so burned it was an agony to lie down so you…?
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
When my back got so burned it was an agony to lie down so you…?
First foursome of 2026 ✅
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
First foursome of 2026 ✅
Playing with my cock to distract me from the horrors
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Playing with my cock to distract me from the horrors
If day 1 is any indicator I will have kissed 1,460 men by 2027
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
If day 1 is any indicator I will have kissed 1,460 men by 2027
Anyone else on a big gay boat this week? 😇😈
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Anyone else on a big gay boat this week? 😇😈