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This is more stable (and delicious) than the famous Target Bollards™, which when first developed had a tendency to break loose and roll around traffic lanes and parking lots, causing mayhem.
September 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This is more stable (and delicious) than the famous Target Bollards™, which when first developed had a tendency to break loose and roll around traffic lanes and parking lots, causing mayhem.
Alternative Headline: MN State Fair Got Traffic Almost 10x the “State Fair” in D.C.
Today in Local Media Watch: Since KSTP is famous for constantly reporting things negatively for clicks and attention, note that the change in fair attendance is less than 1%. Because they don't know or care how to do math over there, they ofcourse didn't say it that way.
BREAKING: The 2026 Minnesota State Fair brought in a total of 1,923,325 visitors, the first year-over-year decline since 2021. https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/thats-a-wrap-2026-minnesota-state-fair-draws-1923325-a-dip-from-last-year/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
September 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Alternative Headline: MN State Fair Got Traffic Almost 10x the “State Fair” in D.C.
The schnitzel gods have blessed me tonight.
August 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The schnitzel gods have blessed me tonight.
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80s ad slogans that don’t work anymore: “reach out and touch someone”
July 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
80s ad slogans that don’t work anymore: “reach out and touch someone”
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7:1... our favorite World Cup result!
June 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
7:1... our favorite World Cup result!
Pre-gaming biscuits before seeing Fortune Feimster!
June 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Pre-gaming biscuits before seeing Fortune Feimster!
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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...
theonion.com
April 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
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DHS is telling us not to believe our own eyes. They are counting on the fact that some new outlets will air this disinformation without pointing out the contradictory evidence, and plenty of viewers will never learn the truth. We deserve better from our government.
Noem's lies are mind blowing: "This individual attacked those officers, had a weapon on him and multiple, dozens of rounds of ammunition, wishing to inflict harm on these officers, coming, brandishing like that.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
DHS is telling us not to believe our own eyes. They are counting on the fact that some new outlets will air this disinformation without pointing out the contradictory evidence, and plenty of viewers will never learn the truth. We deserve better from our government.
Yeah, we haven’t learned much.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah, we haven’t learned much.
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Waschbär in German. At least we have the decency to not call it a rat.
September 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Waschbär in German. At least we have the decency to not call it a rat.
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Madonna’s birthday is always a good excuse to post this stellar live version of Erotica from the Confessions tour
August 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Madonna’s birthday is always a good excuse to post this stellar live version of Erotica from the Confessions tour
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
open.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️What a great 2025 Heartland Pride Parade & Festival! 🌈🎉
We want to thank our sponsors for all their support in hosting this year's celebration. AND a huge thanks to our amazing performers, volunteers, and everyone who attended!
🌈We are Free To Be loud and PROUD!🌈
See you next year!🎊
We want to thank our sponsors for all their support in hosting this year's celebration. AND a huge thanks to our amazing performers, volunteers, and everyone who attended!
🌈We are Free To Be loud and PROUD!🌈
See you next year!🎊
July 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️What a great 2025 Heartland Pride Parade & Festival! 🌈🎉
We want to thank our sponsors for all their support in hosting this year's celebration. AND a huge thanks to our amazing performers, volunteers, and everyone who attended!
🌈We are Free To Be loud and PROUD!🌈
See you next year!🎊
We want to thank our sponsors for all their support in hosting this year's celebration. AND a huge thanks to our amazing performers, volunteers, and everyone who attended!
🌈We are Free To Be loud and PROUD!🌈
See you next year!🎊
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Good morning & happy Saturday!
The forecast today is fantastic! Perfect for everyone heading out to the @heartlandpride.bsky.social parade this morning. Look for KETV in the parade! 🏳️🌈
The forecast today is fantastic! Perfect for everyone heading out to the @heartlandpride.bsky.social parade this morning. Look for KETV in the parade! 🏳️🌈
July 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Good morning & happy Saturday!
The forecast today is fantastic! Perfect for everyone heading out to the @heartlandpride.bsky.social parade this morning. Look for KETV in the parade! 🏳️🌈
The forecast today is fantastic! Perfect for everyone heading out to the @heartlandpride.bsky.social parade this morning. Look for KETV in the parade! 🏳️🌈
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Who is ready for Heartland Pride this weekend? @unionomaha.bsky.social will be showing out in the Pride Parade, along with many Proud Owls! If you want to march along with us, reach out - we'd love extra support!
Parade starts Saturday at 9:30 am at 16th and Capitol!
@heartlandpride.bsky.social
Parade starts Saturday at 9:30 am at 16th and Capitol!
@heartlandpride.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Who is ready for Heartland Pride this weekend? @unionomaha.bsky.social will be showing out in the Pride Parade, along with many Proud Owls! If you want to march along with us, reach out - we'd love extra support!
Parade starts Saturday at 9:30 am at 16th and Capitol!
@heartlandpride.bsky.social
Parade starts Saturday at 9:30 am at 16th and Capitol!
@heartlandpride.bsky.social
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🎉 BIG NEWS: This Friday is Youth Pride & Family Night - and this year, the vendor fair is free & open to everyone on Friday night! 🌈✨
🎊 Upstairs: Youth Pride takes over the ballroom!
🎟️ Main Hall: Home to our vendor fair & free to attend on Friday evening!
📍CHI Health Center Omaha
🕐 5:00 - 10:00pm
🎊 Upstairs: Youth Pride takes over the ballroom!
🎟️ Main Hall: Home to our vendor fair & free to attend on Friday evening!
📍CHI Health Center Omaha
🕐 5:00 - 10:00pm
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎉 BIG NEWS: This Friday is Youth Pride & Family Night - and this year, the vendor fair is free & open to everyone on Friday night! 🌈✨
🎊 Upstairs: Youth Pride takes over the ballroom!
🎟️ Main Hall: Home to our vendor fair & free to attend on Friday evening!
📍CHI Health Center Omaha
🕐 5:00 - 10:00pm
🎊 Upstairs: Youth Pride takes over the ballroom!
🎟️ Main Hall: Home to our vendor fair & free to attend on Friday evening!
📍CHI Health Center Omaha
🕐 5:00 - 10:00pm
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if young voters turned out like they did for Zohran Mamdani for every race, the Democratic Party would never lose an election again
so naturally, establishment Dems are…smearing him and refusing to endorse?
so naturally, establishment Dems are…smearing him and refusing to endorse?
June 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
if young voters turned out like they did for Zohran Mamdani for every race, the Democratic Party would never lose an election again
so naturally, establishment Dems are…smearing him and refusing to endorse?
so naturally, establishment Dems are…smearing him and refusing to endorse?
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🌈 We’re proud to announce our official sponsor for this year’s Pride Parade: Heartland Center for Reproductive Medicine! 🎉
Their support helps us celebrate love, equality & the vibrant diversity of our community louder & prouder than ever. 💖
Get ready for a day filled with color, joy, and unity. 🌟
Their support helps us celebrate love, equality & the vibrant diversity of our community louder & prouder than ever. 💖
Get ready for a day filled with color, joy, and unity. 🌟
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🌈 We’re proud to announce our official sponsor for this year’s Pride Parade: Heartland Center for Reproductive Medicine! 🎉
Their support helps us celebrate love, equality & the vibrant diversity of our community louder & prouder than ever. 💖
Get ready for a day filled with color, joy, and unity. 🌟
Their support helps us celebrate love, equality & the vibrant diversity of our community louder & prouder than ever. 💖
Get ready for a day filled with color, joy, and unity. 🌟
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Gillibrand pushing out Franken and then turning around and endorsing Cuomo, who did much worse shit, gives the game away. (and no, this isn't a 'reelect Al Franken' post)
June 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Gillibrand pushing out Franken and then turning around and endorsing Cuomo, who did much worse shit, gives the game away. (and no, this isn't a 'reelect Al Franken' post)
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it