phylan
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in what I would consider to be a bad sign for Republican turnout, all of the stupidest people in the world appear to be over on Threads posting about the Florida jet crash
November 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
in what I would consider to be a bad sign for Republican turnout, all of the stupidest people in the world appear to be over on Threads posting about the Florida jet crash
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think about all the ideas Haley Stevens has had in the last 72 hours. "big villain hat" is easily the best one. easily
November 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
think about all the ideas Haley Stevens has had in the last 72 hours. "big villain hat" is easily the best one. easily
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US POLITICIAN MIKE CRUNCH (R-IA)
Let’s be clear: there’s no evidence it was six million. I will always stand up for the right to teach the controversy in our schools.
BRITISH POLITICIAN SARAH CHUMSFORD (MP, KUNKLESTON AND STINKLESHIRE)
Get the facts about our plan to require a masturbation license
Let’s be clear: there’s no evidence it was six million. I will always stand up for the right to teach the controversy in our schools.
BRITISH POLITICIAN SARAH CHUMSFORD (MP, KUNKLESTON AND STINKLESHIRE)
Get the facts about our plan to require a masturbation license
November 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
US POLITICIAN MIKE CRUNCH (R-IA)
Let’s be clear: there’s no evidence it was six million. I will always stand up for the right to teach the controversy in our schools.
BRITISH POLITICIAN SARAH CHUMSFORD (MP, KUNKLESTON AND STINKLESHIRE)
Get the facts about our plan to require a masturbation license
Let’s be clear: there’s no evidence it was six million. I will always stand up for the right to teach the controversy in our schools.
BRITISH POLITICIAN SARAH CHUMSFORD (MP, KUNKLESTON AND STINKLESHIRE)
Get the facts about our plan to require a masturbation license
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michael tracy and richard hanania writing in "rape" on their ballots
November 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
michael tracy and richard hanania writing in "rape" on their ballots
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oooh a new head shape
Fox's Stuart Varney and Jimmy Failla have a meltdown over Bruce Springsteen endorsing Abdul El-Sayed.
Stu: I will never play that man’s music on this program again!
Jimmy: The idea that Bruce Springsteen’s sticking up for people who weren’t born in the USA is why I'm never watching him again!
Stu: I will never play that man’s music on this program again!
Jimmy: The idea that Bruce Springsteen’s sticking up for people who weren’t born in the USA is why I'm never watching him again!
November 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
oooh a new head shape
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11/2: anakin was the hero actually
11/4: here is my fanart of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold receiving the Eucharist
11/4: here is my fanart of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold receiving the Eucharist
November 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
11/2: anakin was the hero actually
11/4: here is my fanart of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold receiving the Eucharist
11/4: here is my fanart of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold receiving the Eucharist
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Wild, that’s the GOP’s motto too
google's old motto: don't be evil
google's new motto:
google's new motto:
November 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Wild, that’s the GOP’s motto too
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Kinda funny how in 2026 a PR description that says "fixing some shit" is indicative of more effort than a several paragraph description
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Kinda funny how in 2026 a PR description that says "fixing some shit" is indicative of more effort than a several paragraph description
every big posting day needs a funny hat subplot. things are going swimmingly
November 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
every big posting day needs a funny hat subplot. things are going swimmingly
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Obviously Anakin is an accidentally perfect right-wing avatar because he's a school shooter, but also because he's constantly talking about the violence he would commit to protect his wife and ends up killing her himself
November 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Obviously Anakin is an accidentally perfect right-wing avatar because he's a school shooter, but also because he's constantly talking about the violence he would commit to protect his wife and ends up killing her himself
the "I voted" sticker is an anthropomorphic pretzel
November 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
the "I voted" sticker is an anthropomorphic pretzel
well listen, if it works,.
Truly a 1-of-1 free throw shooting form
November 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
well listen, if it works,.
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November 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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that fan was not nearly psyched enough that LeBron was drinking his coke
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
that fan was not nearly psyched enough that LeBron was drinking his coke
lmao this is fun as hell
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
lmao this is fun as hell
that's a xenomorph
November 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
that's a xenomorph