ambush site picnic train attack
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Pissed it in with the tour guiding, almost zero prep
September 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Pissed it in with the tour guiding, almost zero prep
Yerba mate is potent, keep overshooting and landing in headache territory
September 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Yerba mate is potent, keep overshooting and landing in headache territory
Wasn't going to rat on these other whale watching guys but I'm sick of doing their work for them, they were supposed to be here already, guessing they cancelled and their pax don't know
September 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Wasn't going to rat on these other whale watching guys but I'm sick of doing their work for them, they were supposed to be here already, guessing they cancelled and their pax don't know
Hilarious how WW2 British operation names are a random word from a dictionary and German ones are some camp comic book villain shit that gives away exactly what they were up to
September 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hilarious how WW2 British operation names are a random word from a dictionary and German ones are some camp comic book villain shit that gives away exactly what they were up to
With all this time outside I'm getting my summer hair in spring
September 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
With all this time outside I'm getting my summer hair in spring
Riding on the adrenaline of quitting the job down in Tassie I'm getting so organised
September 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Riding on the adrenaline of quitting the job down in Tassie I'm getting so organised
Every now and then when, there's nothing on, The Border Watch, Mount Gambier's newspaper will run a story on restoring passenger rail to Mount Gambier, and fair enough. But they could focus on a regional bus service that doesn't cost more than driving a single occupancy vehicle to Adelaide.
September 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Every now and then when, there's nothing on, The Border Watch, Mount Gambier's newspaper will run a story on restoring passenger rail to Mount Gambier, and fair enough. But they could focus on a regional bus service that doesn't cost more than driving a single occupancy vehicle to Adelaide.
All things considered, for a country lad the folks gave me a pretty decent cultural upbringing.
September 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
All things considered, for a country lad the folks gave me a pretty decent cultural upbringing.
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My cousin & her husband bought a house with beautiful cherry cabinets & painted them Chip & Joanna Gaines White.
I want a color revolution but it doesn't have to be a political one. Just more color.
I want a color revolution but it doesn't have to be a political one. Just more color.
September 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
My cousin & her husband bought a house with beautiful cherry cabinets & painted them Chip & Joanna Gaines White.
I want a color revolution but it doesn't have to be a political one. Just more color.
I want a color revolution but it doesn't have to be a political one. Just more color.
Ah the wonderful season of spring. The days are getting longer. It's the time of choruses of birds, flowers are blooming, the sun is out, and it's also the time of year where I lose or destroy my phone.
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ah the wonderful season of spring. The days are getting longer. It's the time of choruses of birds, flowers are blooming, the sun is out, and it's also the time of year where I lose or destroy my phone.
Well if there's one good thing about relentless dehumanisation of minorities being a popular British pastime it's that I'm now less likely to be subjected to a whole fucking Proclaimers album on a road trip.
September 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Well if there's one good thing about relentless dehumanisation of minorities being a popular British pastime it's that I'm now less likely to be subjected to a whole fucking Proclaimers album on a road trip.
Facebook (yeah I know) in a rare algo w has pushed me some firefighting content and seppos are just fucking bizarre. Simultaneously have units with almost unmatched professional excellence, and a bunch of dumbfuck fashion victims that make decisions based on aesthetics over health and safety.
September 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Facebook (yeah I know) in a rare algo w has pushed me some firefighting content and seppos are just fucking bizarre. Simultaneously have units with almost unmatched professional excellence, and a bunch of dumbfuck fashion victims that make decisions based on aesthetics over health and safety.
A lot of people out there talk about the CIA using their time machine to go back to the 1860s to invent modern art but are quiet about the CIA time travel program being used to invent jazz, modernist music, modern literature, logical philosophy, and feminism.
September 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
A lot of people out there talk about the CIA using their time machine to go back to the 1860s to invent modern art but are quiet about the CIA time travel program being used to invent jazz, modernist music, modern literature, logical philosophy, and feminism.
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The best australian political cartoon of the last 30 years and it's not even close
September 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The best australian political cartoon of the last 30 years and it's not even close
Quit the boat in Strahan, they were moving my room and I didn't want anyone else to pack up my stuff and thought, fuck it, might as well bung everything in the car and put it on the ferry. One less backup option but also no way but up from here. I'll be coming into work early to apply for real jobs.
September 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Quit the boat in Strahan, they were moving my room and I didn't want anyone else to pack up my stuff and thought, fuck it, might as well bung everything in the car and put it on the ferry. One less backup option but also no way but up from here. I'll be coming into work early to apply for real jobs.
Coopers Sparkling Ale is the most historically important Australian beer IMO, and it's really interesting being a derivation of a 19th century British pale ale where ferment characteristics from the house yeast strain are the dominant flavour.
It will however require a bit of research into strains I want to cultivate but I have a Brett strain earmarked and a Saccharomyces strain I want to cultivate (Cooper's house yeast).
September 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Coopers Sparkling Ale is the most historically important Australian beer IMO, and it's really interesting being a derivation of a 19th century British pale ale where ferment characteristics from the house yeast strain are the dominant flavour.
I think when I get back into home brewing beer I might just run a multi strain house yeast with a bit of Brett in it. It's counter to common wisdom but most of what I want to brew is under-represented in the Australian domestic craft market British styles, mostly historically inspired.
September 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I think when I get back into home brewing beer I might just run a multi strain house yeast with a bit of Brett in it. It's counter to common wisdom but most of what I want to brew is under-represented in the Australian domestic craft market British styles, mostly historically inspired.
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The Andean cock-of-the-rock
Live in the Andes Mountains in South America. size 30cm
Diet mostly fruits, and also insects
The female handles all nesting, incubation, and chick-rearing completely alone, while the male provides zero contribution to parental care.
Males are polygamous busy mating
Live in the Andes Mountains in South America. size 30cm
Diet mostly fruits, and also insects
The female handles all nesting, incubation, and chick-rearing completely alone, while the male provides zero contribution to parental care.
Males are polygamous busy mating
September 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The Andean cock-of-the-rock
Live in the Andes Mountains in South America. size 30cm
Diet mostly fruits, and also insects
The female handles all nesting, incubation, and chick-rearing completely alone, while the male provides zero contribution to parental care.
Males are polygamous busy mating
Live in the Andes Mountains in South America. size 30cm
Diet mostly fruits, and also insects
The female handles all nesting, incubation, and chick-rearing completely alone, while the male provides zero contribution to parental care.
Males are polygamous busy mating
Forgot to report I saw somebody order a quarter pounder extra ketchup extra mustard no meat no cheese
September 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Forgot to report I saw somebody order a quarter pounder extra ketchup extra mustard no meat no cheese
I think I've found arseholes as, perhaps even more stupid than science article commenters: commenters on short form cooking videos and posts.
September 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think I've found arseholes as, perhaps even more stupid than science article commenters: commenters on short form cooking videos and posts.
A funny joke came up about microbats and I mentioned microbat surveys at an old job and because my brain was already full of other stuff and I didn't have the room to think and articulate myself properly, instead of saying male and female I said blokes and shielas. It wasn't even a bit.
September 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
A funny joke came up about microbats and I mentioned microbat surveys at an old job and because my brain was already full of other stuff and I didn't have the room to think and articulate myself properly, instead of saying male and female I said blokes and shielas. It wasn't even a bit.
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Remind me if I'm desperate enough for a job to never become one of those Place Management NSW """Vistor Services Ranger""" wannabe cops. Pestering me about my company's signage as if I'm anything other than a sales pleb (turns out they don't have jurisdiction over the sandstone wharf edge lmao)...
August 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Remind me if I'm desperate enough for a job to never become one of those Place Management NSW """Vistor Services Ranger""" wannabe cops. Pestering me about my company's signage as if I'm anything other than a sales pleb (turns out they don't have jurisdiction over the sandstone wharf edge lmao)...
Might be under suspicion of this from when I went to happy hour at Bar Wa, I can assure people that me being in NSW is just a coincidence
August 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Might be under suspicion of this from when I went to happy hour at Bar Wa, I can assure people that me being in NSW is just a coincidence