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Max Reebo is a scene stealing hack.
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PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that.
August 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that.
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This is the same old "you can't solve weightlifting with a forklift" thing that happens again and again with current consumer uses of AI: the point of reading a book is not to finish the book easily, it's to READ the book, especially if the book asks you to do something that feels difficult
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this.
www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
August 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is the same old "you can't solve weightlifting with a forklift" thing that happens again and again with current consumer uses of AI: the point of reading a book is not to finish the book easily, it's to READ the book, especially if the book asks you to do something that feels difficult
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I keep harping on this but AI “writers” and “artists“ keep showing what unserious tourists they are.
People who actually create agonize over adverbs and color palettes and metaphors and gesture.
AI people can’t even be bothered to skim their own book once
People who actually create agonize over adverbs and color palettes and metaphors and gesture.
AI people can’t even be bothered to skim their own book once
This is just so depressing to see. Readers deserve better than this.
August 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I keep harping on this but AI “writers” and “artists“ keep showing what unserious tourists they are.
People who actually create agonize over adverbs and color palettes and metaphors and gesture.
AI people can’t even be bothered to skim their own book once
People who actually create agonize over adverbs and color palettes and metaphors and gesture.
AI people can’t even be bothered to skim their own book once
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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Thinking about him
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Thinking about him
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This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
Tapping the sign
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
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We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly
September 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly
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"we are human beings worthy of the same respect and dignity you'd extend to anyone else" vs "no you're not"
This from Riley Gaines is why trans people freak out when Democrats try to carve out some compromise over sports. The politicians and activists attacking trans people are not interested in compromise! They're interested in our eradication from public life and are exploiting sports to that end
August 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"we are human beings worthy of the same respect and dignity you'd extend to anyone else" vs "no you're not"
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Cuomo's new campaign strategist is a Trump supporting right winger
August 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Cuomo's new campaign strategist is a Trump supporting right winger
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Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
Oh this one fucking hurts
Welp. That's Dr. House in the bin...
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
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This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
July 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
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i do not believe that the implementation of an unconstitutional executive order is “hard to stop,” there’s simply no institutional will to stop it
Now Trump will treat being homeless as an offense to justify imprisoning people without trial in the growing set of concentration camps that he avoids calling what they are. All in the name of safe public spaces and less crime. Unconstitutional, but hard to stop.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
July 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i do not believe that the implementation of an unconstitutional executive order is “hard to stop,” there’s simply no institutional will to stop it
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Few if any experts know more about the deliberate use of starvation as a war crime than Alex de Waal. If he says it's happening, it's so.
July 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Few if any experts know more about the deliberate use of starvation as a war crime than Alex de Waal. If he says it's happening, it's so.
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Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
July 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
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This is incorrect in both the opinion section and the math section
July 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is incorrect in both the opinion section and the math section
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This is maddening because the unthinking machines don't think, cannot thing. You're not offloading your thinking you're playing madlibs with a see-and-say and you don't know it and *screaming*
What are we losing by offloading our thinking to A.I.?
Why Even Try if You Have A.I.?
As A.I. grows more powerful, we may be more and more tempted to give up in advance and let it figure out things for us. What will we lose as a result?
www.newyorker.com
July 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This is maddening because the unthinking machines don't think, cannot thing. You're not offloading your thinking you're playing madlibs with a see-and-say and you don't know it and *screaming*
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For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.
People think they have amazing stories about ChatGPT. And they tell them all the time. You just don’t register them as amazing if you are a normal ish adult human being because it’s mid shit like, “it told me to eat brisket!” or “it wrote twenty emails no one wants!”
I’ve never had someone in real life tell me how amazing ChatGPT has been for them with a concrete example but I’m hearing more and more stories of people’s lives being significantly disrupted by it in a bad way (ex from this morning: a friend of a friend’s dad is “dating” ChatGPT)
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh