Piers
@piersroberts.dev
Cornwall / Bristol / Userland
Videogames / Synths / LEGO
Videogames / Synths / LEGO
Never go on a holiday longer than the lifespan of your electric toothbrush battery
July 29, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Never go on a holiday longer than the lifespan of your electric toothbrush battery
Why does it all look a bit like the American bits in The Day Today
July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Why does it all look a bit like the American bits in The Day Today
Shakira is the same age as Des Lynam
July 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Shakira is the same age as Des Lynam
If I were a magician, I’d call myself James Wand
July 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If I were a magician, I’d call myself James Wand
There’s two things Londoners love more than anything, knowing where to get Guinness and American Candy sweet shops
May 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
There’s two things Londoners love more than anything, knowing where to get Guinness and American Candy sweet shops
It’s happening, I’m going to build my perfect Pentium iii machine, it will run everything from MSDOS/Windows 3.11 to Windows XP
March 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It’s happening, I’m going to build my perfect Pentium iii machine, it will run everything from MSDOS/Windows 3.11 to Windows XP
Wagamamas is just Jamie’s Chinese
February 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Wagamamas is just Jamie’s Chinese
This was the plan all along, force Europe to bolster Greenland at the phoney threat of a US invasion. Trump is afraid of Russia and China, and he thinks having EU boots in Greenland will deter Putin. It’s a gambit by the US, and Trump is a useful loud idiot that will make the toothless threats.
A Royal Danish Air Force plane landed at Nuuk airport in Greenland late on January 14, with personnel in military fatigues seen disembarking by a Reuters witness.
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This was the plan all along, force Europe to bolster Greenland at the phoney threat of a US invasion. Trump is afraid of Russia and China, and he thinks having EU boots in Greenland will deter Putin. It’s a gambit by the US, and Trump is a useful loud idiot that will make the toothless threats.
A ‘no smells’ carriage would be better than a quiet carriage
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A ‘no smells’ carriage would be better than a quiet carriage
Play stupid games, get stupid answers
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Play stupid games, get stupid answers
The big question is how is all of this going to affect our scoring at Eurovision
March 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The big question is how is all of this going to affect our scoring at Eurovision
So Charlie Bighams went round the world discovering flavours and decided microwave cottage pie was the best one?
January 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So Charlie Bighams went round the world discovering flavours and decided microwave cottage pie was the best one?
Tempted to lasagne up all my different flavoured leftover Pringles in to one pipe
December 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Tempted to lasagne up all my different flavoured leftover Pringles in to one pipe
Why can’t they just fix magazines so that they come out in the month that they say they’re from?
December 21, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Why can’t they just fix magazines so that they come out in the month that they say they’re from?
They shouldn’t be called ‘all butter’ mince pies if they’re not filled to the brim with butter
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
They shouldn’t be called ‘all butter’ mince pies if they’re not filled to the brim with butter
@manmademoon.bsky.social pretty much the perfect venue for watching Moon tonight as part of the Bristol Film Festival
November 29, 2024 at 11:32 PM
@manmademoon.bsky.social pretty much the perfect venue for watching Moon tonight as part of the Bristol Film Festival
“This train has five carriages”, is such a weird flex
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 AM
“This train has five carriages”, is such a weird flex
Jay Rayner to play the live action Grunkle Stan
November 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Jay Rayner to play the live action Grunkle Stan
Mountains are sometimes called coldcanoes because they’re like volcanoes that shoot snow out of the top
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Mountains are sometimes called coldcanoes because they’re like volcanoes that shoot snow out of the top
My oven is working now!
September 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM
My oven is working now!
I don’t even mind that my oven is broken
July 4, 2023 at 10:32 PM
I don’t even mind that my oven is broken