CrimePigeon
@pigeon95.bsky.social
Howdy! 30, flirty, and thriving (debatable) 🙃 might post some, might not. Might just lurk 🤷🏻♂️
This is the realest tragedy brought on by the dropping literacy rates 😭
October 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is the realest tragedy brought on by the dropping literacy rates 😭
Visual and kinesthetic learner… so I need to see and be hands on 👌🏻
October 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Visual and kinesthetic learner… so I need to see and be hands on 👌🏻
I’ve never been so jealous of a toy 🫠
October 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I’ve never been so jealous of a toy 🫠
What about… play with your hair until we both fall asleep… then you can wake me up with the head later? 🤭
October 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
What about… play with your hair until we both fall asleep… then you can wake me up with the head later? 🤭
Hey now… just cause I spend way too much time looking at hot people on this app doesn’t make me a perv…!
*ahem* uhh… Happy Tuesday! ☺️
*ahem* uhh… Happy Tuesday! ☺️
October 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Hey now… just cause I spend way too much time looking at hot people on this app doesn’t make me a perv…!
*ahem* uhh… Happy Tuesday! ☺️
*ahem* uhh… Happy Tuesday! ☺️
A classy collection for a classy gal 😘
October 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
A classy collection for a classy gal 😘
As a dick haver, I say this with some sense of authority: the dick has caused more crime than any weapon.
That’s why they make dildos 😂
That’s why they make dildos 😂
October 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
As a dick haver, I say this with some sense of authority: the dick has caused more crime than any weapon.
That’s why they make dildos 😂
That’s why they make dildos 😂
Not texting your ex is what we call “personal growth” and we love that 😘
October 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Not texting your ex is what we call “personal growth” and we love that 😘
Never too late… but I’ll send a general curse to the concept of traffic for the inconvenience to you👌🏻
September 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Never too late… but I’ll send a general curse to the concept of traffic for the inconvenience to you👌🏻
Never apologize for taking time for yourself. You’re doing great 💚
September 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Never apologize for taking time for yourself. You’re doing great 💚
I’d like to negotiate up to just a few more if possible. I don’t think I’d be able to stop at one or two…
September 30, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I’d like to negotiate up to just a few more if possible. I don’t think I’d be able to stop at one or two…
My like means yes… sorry, I have a hard time speaking around beautiful people 🫣
September 28, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My like means yes… sorry, I have a hard time speaking around beautiful people 🫣
That’s why you gotta find those Network Security bois who are good with either 🤭
March 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
That’s why you gotta find those Network Security bois who are good with either 🤭
Luckily my desk has plenty of space to kneel under it 😏
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Luckily my desk has plenty of space to kneel under it 😏
I… I volunteer as tribute 😳
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I… I volunteer as tribute 😳