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The only thing this was wrong about was that they didnt hire the mathematicians.
Hilarious new conspiracy theory just dropped: OpenAI is secretly hiring human mathematicians to solve major open problems in mathematics and lying to pretend the AI did it.
September 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Now with a mathematician claiming openai stole their work from model logs, what we thinking, still impossible for it to have happened to someone without enough backing to push back publicly?🤔 mastodon.social/@tristanbuck...
September 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
And how do we feel about this now? mastodon.social/@tristanbuck...
September 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Yes it is, it’s called super math
August 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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If AI operates on a technology that requires source data to function correctly how would you police that the source data is accurate? Make it illegal to post something wrong on the internet? The AI doesn’t know if it’s wrong unless you tell it it is and how would you outpace a bot at that?
July 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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this is Yuki!! she is VERY good please MIND this situation
July 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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following up on this for you ken: what does "smoothgroin" mean to you
July 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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May 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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John Fetterman looks and behaves like someone who has been taken over by some kind of contraption built by a Wallace and gromit villain
March 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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for sure think she is trusting me more knows i’ll give her treats if she stops eating and sits and looks at me comes very close to get treats maybe like a week or two i can get a pet
May 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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it’s our civic duty to smash these fucking things at any and all opportunity
'Man in smart glasses filmed me in London then told me to pay'
Alice says the video was posted on social media and viewed about 40,000 times.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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May 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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me: (explaining ssh to a turtle)

turtle: yea, the shell is what makes it secure i already knew that
May 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
March 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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kill all fake lovers
February 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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just give all that AI money to this guy. fund our mad scientists.
February 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Come on, when it's other people's rights on the table you have no problem lecturing. Put yourself in that position!

(If your response is that this is a pointless hypothetical, then ding ding ding you've got it, you stop shut the fuck up about lecturing people to vote for Gavin Newsom now."
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Please forgive my terrible edit.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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less than 30 mins in to this I was thinking "someone needs to beat Sam Altman and his acolytes with hammers" and that only got louder and louder as time passed

youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM