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pizzamother.bsky.social
Cowboy Shrimpbop
@pizzamother.bsky.social
Depressed, dramatic, queer and chaotic. If you know me personally, I'm sorry.
Borderline
Genderfluid
Panromantic
Demisexual
18+
Therapy is exhausting.
Honda Whore.
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April 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I just can't help that sawyer hill is such a snack for my ears
April 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ughhhhh 40 hour work week if very not feral friendly.
I need feral time daily to run on all 4 chasing my cats or in the woods
April 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Sometimes, what matters most is not the light or the dark, but the in-between moment.
April 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
My eyes feel so dry
April 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
That's it I am fighting. I will fucking kick and scream.
I'm not in the office yet it hasn't open I just am so overwhelmed by my anxiety. Emotion to big
April 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I am so anxious and overwhelmed by my eye appointment. Like how am I supposed to be able to know what good eyesight is.
I have been wearing glasses since I was like 7. Just look into my eye and tell me my script.
April 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Grabs Apple
Brain: twilight
Me: no eating healthy
Brain:🐀✨️🐀✨️🐀✨️🐀
April 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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April 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I want to feel the comfort of a community.
I also don't want to be perceived or talked to unless you know me.
Making new friends is hard.
April 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Happy Weevil Wednesday yall
April 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
When the homies misbehave I threaten to take them to the breeding program
April 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me? Manic? Was it the dyed hair and feral energy that gave it away.
April 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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How it feels doing literally any task right now.
April 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I miss my son. They are with Lisa for now but at some point I will hold him close and let him know that I love him with all my heart no matter what.
April 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
So I'm visiting songs from when I was young.
Why is one k-hole by Ali love.
April 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
What if I breed ducks so smart that I can teach them to tweak so they can be in a megan the stallion music video #chaos
April 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Hey does that vape have any nick cannon in it?
April 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Taco bell feeds my soul
April 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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April 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I love my job and my coworker. We fight like siblings.
April 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Therapist: so Jackie, what do we practice when these mean thoughts happens. It starts with a K

Me:.... idk Kocaine

Therapist: no, that's a c and we are not regressing to bad habits. I was looking for kindness. Be kind to yourself.

Me:.... I said it with a k

Therapist: 🤦‍♀️
April 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Giants are real and we are them.
To a bug we are giants with civilations that expands farther than a bug will ever get to travel.
April 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hear me out, let's abandon therapy and become toxic again.
/sarcasm\
April 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sometimes, you gotta quote memes to your therapist.
March 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM