god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

My cat has the energy of the office administrator who’s been around longer than anyone and isn’t technically anyone’s boss but is very much everyone’s boss and wears glasses with a very sparkly beaded chain tbh

a lot of houses' halloween decorations are just a bunch of stuff. where's the environmental storytelling. what does your porch furniture say about trauma. let me see your mailbox explore the loss of a parent

(guy who just got a centrifuge voice) nice soup dude. i wonder what it would look like with the liquid and solid parts separated

she is reading theory :)

Why’s the outside of tofurky sausage get so crunchy when u cook it :(

Got those empty office park in a small city vibes ✨✨✨