It was shite.

Brilliant. It was crap.

Can we make a quick list of things USA is doing right please…

The Reform Party: “for all your right-wing busted flush needs”.

We’re so modern…

I live in Denmark where we have digital ID. Seriously, I don't understand why this gets so political in the UK... life is so easy with it.

He should go to Minnesota…

Also approximately the commute time to Dignitas from Davos. Just putting that out there...

In his opinion!

... and "Aberbaijan". Again.

"Aberbaijan"... ffs. At least he got Armenia right this time.

I know there are many kind people in the US, but I would only point out that the USA have elected this man twice now. I know many, many people who have said they will no longer travel to the USA and are de-selecting US options for European alternatives. Your country has let us down & is not reliable

*checks his spray tan*...

Illustrating beautifully how America is no longer about any values other than self-interest. The USA should be ashamed.

The Unreliable State of America should be the impetus for the formation of a European Federation.

Cunt