im learning to draw cats

idk if you can tell but im a pretty serious and boring person. the type of person who wishes they were funny and decides the best way to do that is buying a bunch of books with titles like "how to be funny" and studying diligently from them

how am i doing btw. that wasnt a joke. are they working

Microdosing retirement (unemployed)

Smoking that Great Barrier Reef, those dankoflagellates, the cartfish

I’d rather forget 9/11 than not remember The Alamo

Day one of trying to give people cancer with my eyes

Blowing out my haters eardrums cause I’m constantly smoking that loud