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Increasing wealth disparity is killing this country. Don’t trust someone without a pet. Blue all the way
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His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
September 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
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You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
September 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
Republicans eat chicken wings with ranch dressing
August 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Republicans eat chicken wings with ranch dressing
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Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
August 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
BREAKING: Trump threatens to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America'
Trump threatens to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America'
The announcement by President Trump was reminiscent of his 2025 action, when he signed a proclamation renaming the Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of America.
bit.ly
August 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
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There is a term for what Trump is doing to America: It’s called RAPE—a concept Trump is vey familiar with
He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it
Trump is raping America
He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it
Trump is raping America
August 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
There is a term for what Trump is doing to America: It’s called RAPE—a concept Trump is vey familiar with
He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it
Trump is raping America
He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it
Trump is raping America
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Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics
August 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics
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August 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Something telling:
Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide
Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide
August 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Something telling:
Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide
Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide
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You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs.
August 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs.
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is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
July 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
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Call Sen. Mitch McConnell's office today and demand he appear on camera – conscious, alert and oriented x 4, and answer questions on camera. If he won't or can't, demand his resignation.
202-224-2541 (DC)
859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY)
606-864-2026 (London, KY)
502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY)
202-224-2541 (DC)
859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY)
606-864-2026 (London, KY)
502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY)
July 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Call Sen. Mitch McConnell's office today and demand he appear on camera – conscious, alert and oriented x 4, and answer questions on camera. If he won't or can't, demand his resignation.
202-224-2541 (DC)
859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY)
606-864-2026 (London, KY)
502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY)
202-224-2541 (DC)
859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY)
606-864-2026 (London, KY)
502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY)
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Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work.
He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
July 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work.
He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
Is “sudden illness” a euphemism for “fell out a window”? #LindseyGraham
July 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Is “sudden illness” a euphemism for “fell out a window”? #LindseyGraham
Gooooooooooooooooal!!!!
July 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Gooooooooooooooooal!!!!
This thread 👇
The Dollar Store diet is a poverty tax: dollar stores sell smaller package sizes that actually cost more per ounce than a supermarket, so the poorest shoppers pay the highest unit prices for their food.
July 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This thread 👇
Kentucky Governor should appoint a new Senator and Mitch can argue about it if he’s able
July 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Kentucky Governor should appoint a new Senator and Mitch can argue about it if he’s able
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This is the ICE agent who shot the protester in the abdomen
Repost- Make his day
Repost- Make his day
July 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This is the ICE agent who shot the protester in the abdomen
Repost- Make his day
Repost- Make his day
Yikes, USMNT not looking too good out of the gate
July 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Yikes, USMNT not looking too good out of the gate
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ICE shoots protester in stomach with "less than lethal" bullets—had to be rushed to hospital.
Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other.
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Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other.
Threads banned me for showing these videos, but you can help my work here: buymeacoffee.com/alexjungle
July 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
ICE shoots protester in stomach with "less than lethal" bullets—had to be rushed to hospital.
Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other.
Threads banned me for showing these videos, but you can help my work here: buymeacoffee.com/alexjungle
Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other.
Threads banned me for showing these videos, but you can help my work here: buymeacoffee.com/alexjungle
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RESPECT
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
July 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
RESPECT
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
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If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.
July 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.