Rita Skeeter 🪼
@plotplease.bsky.social
my little corner of the sky-verse.
📍Toronto, Canada
I read sometimes - @PlotPlease on Instagram!
📍Toronto, Canada
I read sometimes - @PlotPlease on Instagram!
It’s incredible how much you end up recentring your whole world so it revolves around someone else.
And how disorienting it is when you realize this may not work out anymore.
And how disorienting it is when you realize this may not work out anymore.
September 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It’s incredible how much you end up recentring your whole world so it revolves around someone else.
And how disorienting it is when you realize this may not work out anymore.
And how disorienting it is when you realize this may not work out anymore.
God only knows how exhausted I am.
September 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
God only knows how exhausted I am.
It’s really hard to find any redeemable quality in human beings.
September 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It’s really hard to find any redeemable quality in human beings.
I started watching this show on Disney plus called the Lightshop thinking it was going to match my spooky season vibe.
I’m bawling in the middle of the last episode. This is not the mood I wanted.
I’m bawling in the middle of the last episode. This is not the mood I wanted.
September 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I started watching this show on Disney plus called the Lightshop thinking it was going to match my spooky season vibe.
I’m bawling in the middle of the last episode. This is not the mood I wanted.
I’m bawling in the middle of the last episode. This is not the mood I wanted.
I’m half an hour into my first ever watch of twilight and I haven’t stopped laughing.
This movie is so incredibly bad and cringey I cannot 😂 but middle school me is reminiscing.
This movie is so incredibly bad and cringey I cannot 😂 but middle school me is reminiscing.
September 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’m half an hour into my first ever watch of twilight and I haven’t stopped laughing.
This movie is so incredibly bad and cringey I cannot 😂 but middle school me is reminiscing.
This movie is so incredibly bad and cringey I cannot 😂 but middle school me is reminiscing.
My work bestie has made me promise to watch Twilight AND New Moon. I’ve avoided these movies for years because they’re cringy ✨
But a promise is a promise. We’re going to watch twilight tonight.
Pray for me.
But a promise is a promise. We’re going to watch twilight tonight.
Pray for me.
September 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
My work bestie has made me promise to watch Twilight AND New Moon. I’ve avoided these movies for years because they’re cringy ✨
But a promise is a promise. We’re going to watch twilight tonight.
Pray for me.
But a promise is a promise. We’re going to watch twilight tonight.
Pray for me.
I don’t know if I believe in someone being “my person” - I don’t think that exists, for me at least.
September 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I don’t know if I believe in someone being “my person” - I don’t think that exists, for me at least.
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app happy birthday lovely ❤️
September 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app happy birthday lovely ❤️
The disappointment is real.
September 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The disappointment is real.
I’m overly emotional this weekend and I just cannot be bothered.
September 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m overly emotional this weekend and I just cannot be bothered.
If I can get away with wearing a big sweater outside, best believe I’m going braless.
Sometimes you gotta take a bra intermission. You don’t have to wear it the whole day. I got 3 hours til I have to put this bra back on
September 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If I can get away with wearing a big sweater outside, best believe I’m going braless.
Dead Man’s Chest is the best movie in the entire series (if we keeping it a buck only 1-3 are acceptable watches. The other 2 are throw aways)
September 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Dead Man’s Chest is the best movie in the entire series (if we keeping it a buck only 1-3 are acceptable watches. The other 2 are throw aways)
Sick with the flu at home, I’ve decided I’m doing a pirates of the caribbean movie marathon.
September 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Sick with the flu at home, I’ve decided I’m doing a pirates of the caribbean movie marathon.
In POC: Curse of the Black Pearl, the coolest scene to me is the underwater march.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
September 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
In POC: Curse of the Black Pearl, the coolest scene to me is the underwater march.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
Every time someone else I know passed away, there’s a new level of grief I unlock in my head.
September 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Every time someone else I know passed away, there’s a new level of grief I unlock in my head.
Grief, my old friend. You visit me again.
September 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Grief, my old friend. You visit me again.
Post trip sickness wants to destroy me and I rebuke it!
September 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Post trip sickness wants to destroy me and I rebuke it!
I’m feeling to remove all the gel product from my nails and just go plain jane.
September 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’m feeling to remove all the gel product from my nails and just go plain jane.
Vacation is great, ok?
But nothing - and I mean NOTHING beats coming home to your own bed, your own shower and your own space.
But nothing - and I mean NOTHING beats coming home to your own bed, your own shower and your own space.
September 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Vacation is great, ok?
But nothing - and I mean NOTHING beats coming home to your own bed, your own shower and your own space.
But nothing - and I mean NOTHING beats coming home to your own bed, your own shower and your own space.
Until next time.
September 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Until next time.
Got back to Toronto and immediately started shivering.
Jamaica I miss you already ❤️
Jamaica I miss you already ❤️
September 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Got back to Toronto and immediately started shivering.
Jamaica I miss you already ❤️
Jamaica I miss you already ❤️
I’m grateful for the time I had on vacation. Just to soak up the last bits of sunshine and wash off the bad mind in the Caribbean Sea
September 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I’m grateful for the time I had on vacation. Just to soak up the last bits of sunshine and wash off the bad mind in the Caribbean Sea
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i deserve love and pleasure in abundance
September 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i deserve love and pleasure in abundance
Nobody’s life is perfect. Not one person. You perceive their life as perfect simply because they have the things you covet the most.
But they aren’t perfect.
But they aren’t perfect.
September 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Nobody’s life is perfect. Not one person. You perceive their life as perfect simply because they have the things you covet the most.
But they aren’t perfect.
But they aren’t perfect.
Falling asleep on the beach to the sound of waves and a cool breeze just did something to my cortisol levels.
September 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Falling asleep on the beach to the sound of waves and a cool breeze just did something to my cortisol levels.