Justin Seagull
@pocketseagull.bsky.social
Video games, fantasy football, karaoke, and rasslin.
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every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
September 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
@allenstrk.bsky.social I think you got hacked, buddy.
September 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
@allenstrk.bsky.social I think you got hacked, buddy.
Now hearing word that the Jolly Green Giants have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. Still awaiting a response from the Shitty Beatles.
Now hearing word that TwaughtHammer has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Now hearing word that the Jolly Green Giants have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. Still awaiting a response from the Shitty Beatles.
We’ve had two unsportsmanlike conducts after the trailing team scored today: Stefon Diggs and Javonte Williams. Both cost their respective team a crucial point. The crazy part is that both are veterans (Diggs especially) and should know better.
September 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We’ve had two unsportsmanlike conducts after the trailing team scored today: Stefon Diggs and Javonte Williams. Both cost their respective team a crucial point. The crazy part is that both are veterans (Diggs especially) and should know better.
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the Singletary swing passes will continue until morale improves
September 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
the Singletary swing passes will continue until morale improves
If that isn’t OPI on CeeDee Lamb I don’t know what the hell is.
September 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
If that isn’t OPI on CeeDee Lamb I don’t know what the hell is.
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have never related more, my girl
September 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
have never related more, my girl
Wow they have NOTHING, huh?
Republicans went up today with a major ad run saying "Talarico is for they/them"
September 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Wow they have NOTHING, huh?
My buddy took Eli Raridon in the 12th round of a redraft league. WHAT DID HE KNOW?!?
September 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
My buddy took Eli Raridon in the 12th round of a redraft league. WHAT DID HE KNOW?!?
The NFL hot takes are a-flowin’ on the other app. And I like both Kay Adams and Adam Schein but this is ridiculous.
September 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The NFL hot takes are a-flowin’ on the other app. And I like both Kay Adams and Adam Schein but this is ridiculous.
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Republican President
What are recession indicators to you?
August 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Republican President
A narrative I’ve seen over the past two years is how shocked everybody is at Trump’s 2nd term. I think we are all memory-holing just how awful Trump 1 was and that we barely survived it and our institutions barely held based on the heroic actions of a handful of people who are no longer in power.
August 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
A narrative I’ve seen over the past two years is how shocked everybody is at Trump’s 2nd term. I think we are all memory-holing just how awful Trump 1 was and that we barely survived it and our institutions barely held based on the heroic actions of a handful of people who are no longer in power.
“I’m worried if I get the Covid vaccine, the government will use 5G to track my whereabouts at all times.”
- Sent from my iPhone
- Sent from my iPhone
August 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
“I’m worried if I get the Covid vaccine, the government will use 5G to track my whereabouts at all times.”
- Sent from my iPhone
- Sent from my iPhone
Facebook is beyond cooked. Feed is nothing but this WNBA trans shit. And a bunch of people in the comments section cheering it on. This is a literal made-up boogeyman that conservatives need to invent because they’re going to get their shit pushed in in November.
August 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Facebook is beyond cooked. Feed is nothing but this WNBA trans shit. And a bunch of people in the comments section cheering it on. This is a literal made-up boogeyman that conservatives need to invent because they’re going to get their shit pushed in in November.
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August 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad
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Anytime best tweets get brought up, this one is my go-to response.
July 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Anytime best tweets get brought up, this one is my go-to response.
@seanshards.zone I *think* it was you who gave me the code?
Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day.
It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.
It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.
July 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
@seanshards.zone I *think* it was you who gave me the code?
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We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
Trump is reportedly expected to nominate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services
Trump expected to select Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS
The choice will roil many public health experts after his years of touting debunked claims that vaccines cause autism.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
@drewmagary.bsky.social With France all but out I’m starting to think that it might be comin’ ‘ome.
July 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social With France all but out I’m starting to think that it might be comin’ ‘ome.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He said…”3 o clock.”
July 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He said…”3 o clock.”
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You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.
July 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.
BAHHH HAHAHAHA EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES
July 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
BAHHH HAHAHAHA EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES
It’s okay @lucyjames.games everybody shits their pants at one point or another.
July 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s okay @lucyjames.games everybody shits their pants at one point or another.