ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

if you drive a car that's your mech now

The gyre is what? I see. And wider is bad, right? Okay. How bad? Did you say “blood-dimmed tide?” That doesn’t sound great. We’ll get a guy out there tomorrow between 12-5.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work:
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont